1 00:00:32,261 --> 00:00:34,928 or the art and way of seasoning chefs 2 00:02:21,638 --> 00:02:23,638 - You are? - Loretta? 3 00:02:23,971 --> 00:02:25,971 Mr. Vandeveer, I can explain. 4 00:02:26,221 --> 00:02:29,430 - Too late, you're fired. - Mr. Vandeveer! 5 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,721 Open the door, Loretta, then take it! 6 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,888 Thanks, gras-double! 7 00:02:36,597 --> 00:02:38,888 Beecham! Beecham! 8 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:42,388 Beecham, why do we have to to call you 3 times? 9 00:02:42,638 --> 00:02:44,180 Here I am. 10 00:02:44,263 --> 00:02:47,138 I told you to get Loretta out of here. 11 00:02:47,388 --> 00:02:48,722 A loyal employee. 12 00:02:49,013 --> 00:02:52,722 I found some peanut butter in his belongings. 13 00:02:54,014 --> 00:02:56,180 No paper cups here. 14 00:02:56,430 --> 00:02:59,430 - Peanut! - Were you going through his things? 15 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,930 Skeffington, what is this gear? 16 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:04,639 A project for the January cover. 17 00:03:04,847 --> 00:03:09,264 This monstrosity would make a hungry a hungry boa constrictor. 18 00:03:09,472 --> 00:03:11,764 I want red meat, young philistine, 19 00:03:12,014 --> 00:03:15,181 otherwise I refer you to your passport photos! 20 00:03:17,347 --> 00:03:20,181 Simply charming, my little one. 21 00:03:20,431 --> 00:03:23,514 I'd add a lick to the top. 22 00:03:31,264 --> 00:03:32,473 Beecham, 23 00:03:32,681 --> 00:03:35,306 remove one star from Chez Auguste. 24 00:03:35,598 --> 00:03:39,473 Since yesterday's dinner, I've been producing more gas than the Middle East. 25 00:03:39,806 --> 00:03:41,306 - Mr. Vandeveer. - What, Bussingbill? 26 00:03:41,556 --> 00:03:44,431 I had an epiphany for the Easter Special. 27 00:03:44,639 --> 00:03:46,723 How about recreating 28 00:03:46,931 --> 00:03:49,098 the menu of the Last Supper? 29 00:03:49,681 --> 00:03:51,223 Poor fool. 30 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,931 It certainly is, Bussingbill, 31 00:03:54,098 --> 00:03:58,390 the most indigestible suggestion, vulgar and macabre 32 00:03:58,598 --> 00:04:01,181 I've ever had the misfortune to hear. 33 00:04:01,431 --> 00:04:03,390 What else do you have in store for me? 34 00:04:03,598 --> 00:04:07,223 Gourmet recipes of Andean survivors? 35 00:04:08,932 --> 00:04:11,973 What on earth did Jesus eat that night? 36 00:04:12,223 --> 00:04:15,723 If it's more exotic than unleavened bread with cream cheese, 37 00:04:15,973 --> 00:04:18,557 a double-page spread. 38 00:04:19,557 --> 00:04:22,307 I don't tolerate any cans! 39 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,057 Let me have a taste, Soong. 40 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:30,682 Take a letter for the Queen. Usual formula: 41 00:04:30,974 --> 00:04:33,015 "May it please Your Majesty 42 00:04:34,182 --> 00:04:36,849 "to be assured that I have done the impossible 43 00:04:37,057 --> 00:04:39,640 "to create a most exquisite exquisite meal, 44 00:04:39,974 --> 00:04:42,182 "in the hope that after 40 years, 45 00:04:42,390 --> 00:04:44,557 "my father will finally be forgiven 46 00:04:44,724 --> 00:04:47,724 "for presenting Wallis Simpson 47 00:04:47,932 --> 00:04:49,557 "to your late uncle. 48 00:04:50,099 --> 00:04:53,891 "If you wish to send me a token of my gratitude, 49 00:04:54,057 --> 00:04:56,849 "I would like to suggest Barbados. 50 00:04:57,141 --> 00:05:01,682 "I remain your humble and faithful." 51 00:05:01,891 --> 00:05:05,349 - Pure delight. What was it? - My lunch. 52 00:05:05,557 --> 00:05:08,391 I'm sure, but still? 53 00:05:08,974 --> 00:05:09,974 Articulate. 54 00:05:10,183 --> 00:05:12,474 Duck leg with peanut butter. 55 00:05:14,099 --> 00:05:17,933 It's almost 11 a.m, and you see the doctor at 11:15. 56 00:05:18,183 --> 00:05:20,349 I feel immortal! 57 00:05:20,558 --> 00:05:23,266 Nevertheless, Mumbala brought the car. 58 00:05:23,516 --> 00:05:27,683 Had he brought the Queen Elizabeth 2, cancel your order. 59 00:05:27,891 --> 00:05:29,600 What about my café-brioche? 60 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:32,350 I can't stand a morning without brioche. 61 00:05:32,558 --> 00:05:34,308 In the car, sir. 62 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:43,600 - Easy, Lumumba. - That's not his name. 63 00:05:44,017 --> 00:05:45,267 Give or take a syllable. 64 00:05:47,058 --> 00:05:48,808 Stop grumbling. 65 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:54,392 Why didn't didn't he fill my bottle? 66 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:57,767 And look, no more dried fruit. 67 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,600 They are forbidden to you. 68 00:06:00,017 --> 00:06:03,350 Nonsense! A few kilos of hazelnuts never killed anyone. 69 00:06:06,809 --> 00:06:09,350 The vegetarian restaurant on Oxford Street 70 00:06:09,642 --> 00:06:12,350 is the ideal location for the flagship. 71 00:06:14,392 --> 00:06:15,850 I'll just be a minute. 72 00:06:16,059 --> 00:06:17,225 OK, sir. 73 00:06:23,476 --> 00:06:27,142 Only question: will the vegetarian to sell? 74 00:06:36,476 --> 00:06:37,517 Hi there! 75 00:06:39,976 --> 00:06:41,559 An American, I bet. 76 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:43,559 What can I do for you? 77 00:06:43,809 --> 00:06:46,309 Dish of the day, falafel curd. 78 00:06:46,684 --> 00:06:49,518 Not at all. I just wanted to say hi. 79 00:06:51,643 --> 00:06:54,268 - Chouette cambuse. - Thanks a lot. 80 00:06:54,518 --> 00:06:57,434 We're going to be neighbors, I bought next door. 81 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:58,643 Really? 82 00:06:59,059 --> 00:07:01,476 That's right! Ranger Pete's Burger. 83 00:07:01,685 --> 00:07:02,893 100% meat. 84 00:07:03,935 --> 00:07:05,351 Please, not so loud. 85 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:09,018 Good meat, son, Longhorn from home! 86 00:07:09,226 --> 00:07:11,060 And I'm Pete the ranger! 87 00:07:11,476 --> 00:07:12,351 Hi, there. 88 00:07:12,768 --> 00:07:14,351 Hello, company! 89 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,393 Hello, little lady! 90 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:20,227 Yes, all our cattle are slaughtered on site. 91 00:07:20,935 --> 00:07:21,893 What are they? 92 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:25,227 Slaughtered on site. A guarantee of freshness: 93 00:07:25,435 --> 00:07:29,435 "Your burger of the day was still on legs this morning." 94 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:31,018 Jesus, Mary, Joseph. 95 00:07:31,393 --> 00:07:34,518 Don't worry, son, we're going to soundproof. 96 00:07:34,727 --> 00:07:36,393 You won't hear the mallet. 97 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:38,060 Not a single crack. 98 00:07:41,644 --> 00:07:43,269 Hello, little lady. 99 00:07:43,394 --> 00:07:45,769 So we'll be neighbors? 100 00:07:45,977 --> 00:07:48,810 That's right. Won't that be nice? 101 00:07:49,810 --> 00:07:51,435 Well, I'm off. 102 00:07:51,685 --> 00:07:53,935 When I'm settled in, come... 103 00:07:54,102 --> 00:07:55,394 cut the fat! 104 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:58,894 Relax, I'll give you an apron and boots. 105 00:07:59,186 --> 00:08:01,019 So long, cowboy. 106 00:08:01,811 --> 00:08:03,019 And bon voyage! 107 00:08:06,269 --> 00:08:08,394 Answer: yes. 108 00:08:08,936 --> 00:08:11,394 Put it on a pedestal table. 109 00:08:11,561 --> 00:08:14,227 Lumumba, call back. Oh, hisse! 110 00:08:17,644 --> 00:08:19,728 Take me out without quartering me! 111 00:08:26,978 --> 00:08:30,603 Maximilian, thank you so much for being so punctual. 112 00:08:30,769 --> 00:08:32,311 "Mr. Vandeveer". 113 00:08:32,644 --> 00:08:34,603 I refuse all familiarities 114 00:08:34,811 --> 00:08:37,186 to anyone who's poked my rectum. 115 00:08:37,436 --> 00:08:40,728 - Come on. - Even if you enjoyed the experience. 116 00:08:40,936 --> 00:08:42,061 As you wish... 117 00:08:42,311 --> 00:08:44,186 Mr. Vandeveer. 118 00:08:44,895 --> 00:08:48,270 I'm afraid I have some unfortunate news. It may be... 119 00:08:48,770 --> 00:08:51,020 would it be better if we... 120 00:08:51,645 --> 00:08:53,478 one on one. 121 00:08:53,686 --> 00:08:55,395 We're on our own. 122 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:56,770 Silly me. 123 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,520 Well... 124 00:08:59,187 --> 00:09:01,645 I examined your results. 125 00:09:02,437 --> 00:09:04,395 Why don't you take off your overcoat? 126 00:09:04,603 --> 00:09:08,062 Why should I? Will your diagnosis will hasten the start of summer? 127 00:09:08,312 --> 00:09:11,437 Mr. Vandeveer, you're not in good health. 128 00:09:11,645 --> 00:09:13,770 Otherwise I'd consult my florist. 129 00:09:13,979 --> 00:09:15,812 Dr. Deere, how much time do I have left? 130 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:17,645 It's up to you. 131 00:09:17,854 --> 00:09:20,187 As long as it's not from you. 132 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,312 Mr. Vandeveer, 133 00:09:25,437 --> 00:09:28,145 you suffer from gout, 134 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,312 fatty liver disease, 135 00:09:30,812 --> 00:09:32,104 duodenal ulcer, 136 00:09:33,187 --> 00:09:35,229 spasmodic colopathy, 137 00:09:35,479 --> 00:09:36,729 a breath in the heart, 138 00:09:37,146 --> 00:09:39,562 and severe calcification of the arteries. 139 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:43,729 And that's because you're as big like a herd of elephants. 140 00:09:44,687 --> 00:09:46,604 If you don't lose without delay 141 00:09:46,979 --> 00:09:49,729 half your body weight, you'll die in 6 months. 142 00:09:50,104 --> 00:09:52,063 Doctor, there's no need to spare me. 143 00:09:52,479 --> 00:09:55,938 Given the enormity of the challenge.., you'll be able to reduce... 144 00:09:56,271 --> 00:09:57,521 Reduce what? 145 00:09:57,896 --> 00:10:01,313 I forged my destiny with the strength of my fork. 146 00:10:01,563 --> 00:10:02,813 I am a work of art, 147 00:10:03,021 --> 00:10:05,854 created by the world's greatest chefs. 148 00:10:06,104 --> 00:10:08,271 Every bead, a brushstroke, 149 00:10:08,438 --> 00:10:09,938 each capiton, a sonnet, 150 00:10:10,188 --> 00:10:11,896 a concerto on each chin. 151 00:10:12,188 --> 00:10:15,188 In short, Dr. Maboul, I am neither more nor less 152 00:10:15,438 --> 00:10:16,605 than a masterpiece. 153 00:10:21,105 --> 00:10:24,813 If you don't radically change your diet, 154 00:10:25,063 --> 00:10:26,563 you're doomed. 155 00:10:26,938 --> 00:10:28,355 Dr. Strangelove, 156 00:10:28,855 --> 00:10:31,022 with so much forbidden fruit, 157 00:10:31,272 --> 00:10:33,355 will I still have a taste for life? 158 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,813 Come on, Beecham. 159 00:10:35,272 --> 00:10:37,105 Farewell, I won't see you again. 160 00:10:37,313 --> 00:10:40,897 I'm afraid so, Mr Vandeveer. 161 00:10:43,938 --> 00:10:46,980 - Now to the Royal Grill. - What for? 162 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,355 Breakfast, a fascinating concept. 163 00:10:49,522 --> 00:10:50,689 At 11:30 a.m.? 164 00:10:50,897 --> 00:10:53,980 To know the time, I would have looked at Big Ben. 165 00:10:55,272 --> 00:10:57,522 You heard the doctor! 166 00:10:57,855 --> 00:11:01,522 Although Swiss, Louis Kohner is the best chef in England. 167 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:05,814 I won't bomb at his house when one of us is dead. 168 00:11:09,397 --> 00:11:10,856 Royal Grill, Lumumba. 169 00:11:11,022 --> 00:11:13,981 And quickly, before I starve to death. 170 00:11:27,106 --> 00:11:28,106 Thank you. 171 00:11:35,856 --> 00:11:37,064 I'll take care of that. 172 00:11:43,356 --> 00:11:45,356 - Martha! - Herman! 173 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,981 - Are you my driver? - Please, this way. 174 00:11:51,273 --> 00:11:55,731 Lufthansa would like to ask all passengers of flight LH49 to Hanover 175 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:58,148 to go to the boarding lounge. 176 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,440 Did you take the right road? 177 00:12:18,065 --> 00:12:19,523 London is the opposite. 178 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,857 What are you playing at? I want out! 179 00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:30,357 Driver! 180 00:12:37,274 --> 00:12:38,274 Hello? 181 00:12:39,565 --> 00:12:40,940 Can you hear me? 182 00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:44,566 No, I have to whisper. I was kid... 183 00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:57,482 The icing on the cake. 184 00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:08,316 - So, Max? - Louis, art, great art. 185 00:13:08,566 --> 00:13:10,691 A Schubert quintet for the palate. 186 00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:13,983 Oysters poached in champagne, a divine experience. 187 00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:17,358 The rack of lamb, an unsuspected discovery. 188 00:13:17,608 --> 00:13:18,608 Cheese. 189 00:13:18,816 --> 00:13:22,858 This is the most creative woodcock I've ever eaten. 190 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,191 Cheese? 191 00:13:24,441 --> 00:13:27,400 Good God, no, I have to watch myself. 192 00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:29,191 In that case, come and have a look. 193 00:13:29,483 --> 00:13:30,525 Bernardo. 194 00:13:31,191 --> 00:13:33,316 All that's left is for you to feast your eyes. 195 00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:41,317 And now, what do you say? 196 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,650 Splendid. Where do they come from? 197 00:13:43,817 --> 00:13:45,567 From Trafalgar Square. 198 00:13:45,775 --> 00:13:48,858 Max, where do they come from, do you think? 199 00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:51,358 From Mrs. Fortescue's, at last! 200 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:54,192 Its pigeons are without equal in the world. 201 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:55,817 I'm counting on you. 202 00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:59,025 When His Majesty has tasted your pigeon en croûte, 203 00:13:59,358 --> 00:14:00,775 to me the peerage 204 00:14:00,984 --> 00:14:04,359 that passed me by, last year. 205 00:14:04,525 --> 00:14:07,234 Turn when you stir in the butter! 206 00:14:07,525 --> 00:14:09,734 Holy crap, I already told you! 207 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:15,859 Thanks again, Max, for choosing me for this banquet. 208 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:19,942 You and I will triumph, not forgetting Natasha. 209 00:14:24,109 --> 00:14:27,901 I've never seen her before. What's it like? Fantastic? 210 00:14:28,109 --> 00:14:29,442 Natasha? 211 00:14:29,817 --> 00:14:31,609 An outstanding pastry chef. 212 00:14:31,901 --> 00:14:34,942 That goes without saying. But is it appetizing? 213 00:14:35,109 --> 00:14:36,442 Sorry, my lad. 214 00:14:36,651 --> 00:14:39,526 Boulotte, in her fifties, and a head of flan. 215 00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,068 Access is forbidden. 216 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:45,984 Auguste, what good wind? 217 00:14:47,026 --> 00:14:49,109 Talk to me differently. 218 00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:52,068 A moldy cheese wheel. 219 00:14:52,318 --> 00:14:53,901 That's more like it. Did you know I was here? 220 00:14:54,109 --> 00:14:57,360 You have lunch every day in this pigsty. 221 00:14:57,568 --> 00:14:59,610 Louis, you know Auguste Grandvilliers. 222 00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:03,235 How did this... French trash bag get in? 223 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,651 Sorry, I've tried everything. 224 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,193 Except for the bullet in the knee. 225 00:15:06,401 --> 00:15:08,901 How could you cause my downfall? 226 00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:10,943 To what do I owe this pantomime? 227 00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:12,151 This. 228 00:15:12,735 --> 00:15:15,860 Your filthy cabbage leaf. 229 00:15:16,902 --> 00:15:19,485 "The most fabulous meal in the world". 230 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,902 prepared by 4 top chefs. 231 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,235 But without Auguste Grandvilliers. 232 00:15:24,485 --> 00:15:26,818 Why without Auguste Grandvilliers? 233 00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:30,235 Because I've chosen the most fabulous cuisine, 234 00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:33,110 not the most overrated. 235 00:15:33,985 --> 00:15:37,777 What do you know about it? Damn... review! 236 00:15:38,152 --> 00:15:40,402 You've never cooked anything. 237 00:15:40,777 --> 00:15:44,735 You don't need to know how to lay to recognize a rotten egg. 238 00:15:47,402 --> 00:15:51,694 And then there's Switzerland, who makes schnitzel? 239 00:15:51,944 --> 00:15:54,485 Auguste, I didn't choose Louis 240 00:15:54,861 --> 00:15:56,944 for his schnitzel, but his pigeon. 241 00:15:57,736 --> 00:15:59,319 His pigeon? 242 00:15:59,736 --> 00:16:01,944 His pigeon is an infamy. 243 00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:05,069 I wouldn't serve his pigeon to my cat. 244 00:16:05,277 --> 00:16:08,277 I spit on his pigeon! 245 00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:14,486 You dared to spit on my pigeon? 246 00:16:15,028 --> 00:16:16,778 I spit on you! 247 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:51,987 Your stuff tastes like dung! 248 00:16:52,195 --> 00:16:53,237 My rabbit, 249 00:16:54,903 --> 00:16:56,195 return to France! 250 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,195 You're sick! 251 00:17:15,154 --> 00:17:17,070 On faith, I'll kill you! 252 00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:18,529 Crazy. 253 00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:22,029 Get rid of it. 254 00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:25,237 I'll kill you! 255 00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:27,779 What do you think? 256 00:17:28,112 --> 00:17:31,112 Mushrooms? Not bad for the season. 257 00:17:55,321 --> 00:17:57,113 - Hello, Nat. - Oh, it's you! 258 00:17:58,363 --> 00:18:01,238 I would have preferred the white slave trade. 259 00:18:01,571 --> 00:18:03,904 Doesn't a husband have the right to see his wife? 260 00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:05,404 Ex-husband, ex-wife, 261 00:18:05,654 --> 00:18:08,488 and ex-cuse me an important appointment. 262 00:18:08,863 --> 00:18:11,196 Yes, I heard the news. Good for you. 263 00:18:11,363 --> 00:18:13,988 This mythical hall welcomes you. I envy you. 264 00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:17,655 - I'll get you an ashtray, okay? - I've got something to show you. 265 00:18:18,238 --> 00:18:20,196 Robby, it's called kidnapping. 266 00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:24,196 To the height, of course, of your glorious exploits, 267 00:18:24,613 --> 00:18:27,197 such as adultery. Let's not forget adultery. 268 00:18:27,572 --> 00:18:31,488 Having sex with his secretary, is not adultery. 269 00:18:31,905 --> 00:18:35,238 - Is that shorthand? - I've already forgotten his first name. 270 00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:38,530 Vikki with 2 Ks and zero bras. 271 00:18:39,363 --> 00:18:41,863 Move your ass, so I can show you something. 272 00:18:47,155 --> 00:18:48,822 Do you still eat junk food? 273 00:18:49,489 --> 00:18:51,655 What are you up to, chicken burger? 274 00:18:52,155 --> 00:18:53,572 Omelette. 275 00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:55,614 Artificial, dehydrated, mail-order? 276 00:18:55,864 --> 00:18:56,989 With fresh eggs! 277 00:18:57,197 --> 00:18:59,780 I'm opening a chain of franchises in Europe : 278 00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:01,739 London, Paris, Rome, Venice, 279 00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:04,280 Copenhagen and, I hope, Brussels. 280 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:07,697 Well done. The same invasion as Hitler. 281 00:19:10,697 --> 00:19:11,822 What do you think? 282 00:19:12,072 --> 00:19:14,281 I hate everything about this project. 283 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:18,072 So, if I'm not mistaken, he's going to make you a lot of money again. 284 00:19:18,406 --> 00:19:21,614 That's right, you've never been a fan of the previous ones. 285 00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:24,322 Your ethnic concept was bold. 286 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,614 How far have "Rachel's Pretzels"? 287 00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:30,906 Sold to Columbia Industries for $3 million. 288 00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:35,948 - What about your soul food chain? - "Les Entrailles du bon Dieu"? 289 00:19:36,239 --> 00:19:39,281 - Makes you want to. - Sold too. Four million. 290 00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:42,031 There, it will be "The House of Cholesterol? 291 00:19:44,281 --> 00:19:45,615 Approach. 292 00:19:45,823 --> 00:19:48,281 This time, I outdid myself. 293 00:19:48,656 --> 00:19:49,656 Ready to go? 294 00:19:52,406 --> 00:19:54,323 "Cot Cot Cot. 295 00:19:54,698 --> 00:19:56,656 - "Cot Cot Cot"? - Yes. 296 00:19:56,865 --> 00:19:59,281 And you'll make a Big Codette? 297 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,073 To make the chicks cluck. 298 00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:09,865 With you, the world would be a vast pastel plastic pizzeria. 299 00:20:10,115 --> 00:20:12,323 And? the world loves pizza. 300 00:20:12,573 --> 00:20:16,948 Except yours, made of fine wines, herbs and little stars. 301 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:21,032 But the real world, with 4 kids and $1.89 to feed them. 302 00:20:21,282 --> 00:20:23,240 You want to fight poverty? 303 00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:26,574 Egghead! 1.89 doesn't mean junk. 304 00:20:26,824 --> 00:20:28,907 A good omelette is easy to make. 305 00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:32,574 I'm looking for a great chef for the specifications. 306 00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:35,240 We finally get to the to the whys and wherefores! 307 00:20:35,449 --> 00:20:36,490 I beg your pardon? 308 00:20:36,865 --> 00:20:39,699 - You didn't imagine me... - Are you crazy? 309 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,907 I have 20 names in mind before yours. 310 00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:47,366 I'll never take this job. Not in a million years. 311 00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:50,449 I'm sorry I brought it up. 312 00:20:50,657 --> 00:20:52,949 Scout's honor, I won't do it again. 313 00:20:53,324 --> 00:20:56,866 My last offer: no presence in the kitchen or anywhere else. 314 00:20:57,032 --> 00:21:00,533 Just your picture on the wall, in a t-shirt, all smiles. 315 00:21:00,741 --> 00:21:02,408 Why not Vikki, shirtless? 316 00:21:02,616 --> 00:21:05,533 Say yes or no, but stop being sarcastic. 317 00:21:06,783 --> 00:21:08,824 - Why didn't you stop her? - From what? 318 00:21:09,116 --> 00:21:10,783 To use my kitchen. 319 00:21:18,283 --> 00:21:19,658 As ravishing as ever. 320 00:21:19,866 --> 00:21:22,700 You flatterer! You promised me a sequel. 321 00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,616 Don't try to trick me. 322 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,241 Come on, the queen won't wait! 323 00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:30,241 You married him without my approval. 324 00:21:30,408 --> 00:21:33,866 And the day you left him, I sent you a gift. 325 00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:38,825 He must have inspired you intensely, this water-ice eater. 326 00:21:39,075 --> 00:21:41,492 Was he born of a womb? like the rest of us, 327 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:45,492 or a bag of instant flan, ready to use? 328 00:22:08,825 --> 00:22:13,075 Decorate a little more here, and watch out for the perimeter. 329 00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:25,826 Hey, the royal chef! 330 00:22:26,076 --> 00:22:28,284 You call them mushrooms? 331 00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:31,326 It's shit! Shit in a can! 332 00:22:31,534 --> 00:22:33,826 Did you call me, Louis? 333 00:22:33,992 --> 00:22:37,909 In 30 years, I've never seen such a disgusting fungus. 334 00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:39,659 A little self-control. 335 00:22:39,909 --> 00:22:42,201 The mushrooms of the Empire are renowned. 336 00:22:42,451 --> 00:22:45,701 But which Empire? You've lost everything. 337 00:22:45,909 --> 00:22:48,743 Yes, as the saying goes: "Too many cooks..." 338 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,618 I don't care, it's still crap! 339 00:22:51,868 --> 00:22:53,826 Certainly, but well accommodated... 340 00:22:53,993 --> 00:22:57,035 I should have made the deal myself. 341 00:23:01,951 --> 00:23:04,076 Are you the real Natasha O'Brien? 342 00:23:04,326 --> 00:23:06,576 Max described a big ugly. 343 00:23:06,701 --> 00:23:09,493 You know, it's funny, he told me about a fag. 344 00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:15,452 You excite me like a beast. 345 00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:18,243 Your scent alone intoxicates me: 346 00:23:18,452 --> 00:23:20,368 raspberry, vanilla, almond! 347 00:23:20,618 --> 00:23:22,327 - Fred. - It's okay, it's okay. 348 00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:24,827 Your arms are glistening with sweat. 349 00:23:25,285 --> 00:23:28,077 Sweaty arms drive me crazy. 350 00:23:28,827 --> 00:23:30,910 Beecham. The hunting list is filling up? 351 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,994 Mr. Ross, it's been a long time. 352 00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:35,452 It's okay to say it. How's it going? 353 00:23:35,827 --> 00:23:37,660 Mr. Ross is here. 354 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:41,952 You're welcome to come in. 355 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,785 - Is that what he said? - Well, not exactly. 356 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:07,911 Is he the taco king? 357 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,452 Hi, Max. 358 00:24:09,827 --> 00:24:13,494 How's your temple temple of flask-food? 359 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:16,078 Fast food, Max. 360 00:24:16,286 --> 00:24:18,078 I'm so sorry. 361 00:24:19,036 --> 00:24:23,536 How many unsuspecting cherubs poisoned this week? 362 00:24:23,744 --> 00:24:27,244 But you've put on weight again. You look like a blimp! 363 00:24:27,453 --> 00:24:31,036 - Have you seen a doctor? - And he gives me 5 minutes to live. 364 00:24:31,286 --> 00:24:33,328 This conversation will be brief. 365 00:24:33,536 --> 00:24:34,995 That's all I ask. 366 00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:38,328 - What new abomination? - The omelette. 367 00:24:38,703 --> 00:24:41,036 In punctured ping-pong balls? 368 00:24:41,411 --> 00:24:43,370 Who will respect hygiene rules. 369 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:47,578 An omelette with hygiene. Does she wash her hands with soap? 370 00:24:47,995 --> 00:24:51,203 Let's see, I give the consumer what they want! 371 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,953 Nonsense. You give him nitrate, 372 00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:56,495 phosphate and glutamate. 373 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,537 You're poisoning the proletariat. 374 00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:01,412 You big hypocrite, you don't care about the proletariat. 375 00:25:01,662 --> 00:25:04,745 You wouldn't throw him a crouton for gazpacho. 376 00:25:04,912 --> 00:25:06,620 Your species is going extinct. 377 00:25:07,370 --> 00:25:09,995 I know all too well. Get to the point. 378 00:25:10,329 --> 00:25:14,120 I've come to the point: I need a chef at the helm. Got any ideas? 379 00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:17,787 I'm sorry. I run a magazine, not a brothel. 380 00:25:18,745 --> 00:25:21,454 Nice to see you too. 381 00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:23,829 Maybe try Louis Kohner. 382 00:25:24,245 --> 00:25:27,329 He's at Buckingham, courting your wife. 383 00:25:27,537 --> 00:25:30,371 Oops, sorry. Your ex-wife. 384 00:25:30,912 --> 00:25:34,621 Here we go: you want it all to yourself. 385 00:25:34,996 --> 00:25:36,204 Obviously. 386 00:25:36,454 --> 00:25:39,287 You enjoyed her body, but I, his meringues, 387 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:42,579 soufflés, pastries, and desserts. 388 00:25:42,829 --> 00:25:46,496 She's an artist, I offered her a living canvas. 389 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:49,579 You, the mere prospect of reproducing. 390 00:25:50,496 --> 00:25:52,413 The capon's lamentations. 391 00:25:52,663 --> 00:25:55,913 I'll take your advice and call Kohner. 392 00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:04,121 The consommé has been sent. It's your turn, Louis! 393 00:26:04,996 --> 00:26:07,413 Oh, shit. Get out of my way! 394 00:26:08,913 --> 00:26:11,205 Open the oven! And faster than that! 395 00:26:12,246 --> 00:26:13,705 - The spade! - Here. 396 00:26:17,163 --> 00:26:18,246 OK. Take them out. 397 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:22,621 Take them all out. And jump! 398 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:26,330 Natasha, lend me a hand. 399 00:26:27,955 --> 00:26:29,413 Bring the liquid jelly. 400 00:26:29,663 --> 00:26:32,913 Natasha, my angel, pour the jelly inside. 401 00:26:33,163 --> 00:26:34,830 Where's the watercress? 402 00:26:35,038 --> 00:26:37,372 I need the watercress! 403 00:26:38,038 --> 00:26:39,247 Watercress! 404 00:26:41,663 --> 00:26:42,747 Be careful! 405 00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:46,872 Don't break the tail. Or the crust. Faster, faster! 406 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:50,164 - The fragrance is divine. - Of course it is. It's divine! 407 00:26:51,455 --> 00:26:53,414 Hurry, it mustn't get cold. 408 00:26:53,789 --> 00:26:55,080 Pass the watercress. 409 00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:57,747 Faster, faster! 410 00:26:58,164 --> 00:27:00,622 They have to be as beautiful as they are good. 411 00:27:00,997 --> 00:27:03,497 Like pigeons in green pastures. 412 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,622 Real impressionist paintings. 413 00:27:05,789 --> 00:27:08,956 Kandinsky, Fernand Léger, Matisse, you get the idea. 414 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:11,497 This is it. 415 00:27:11,872 --> 00:27:12,914 Here we are. 416 00:27:13,081 --> 00:27:14,622 It's magnificent. 417 00:27:15,331 --> 00:27:17,206 Congratulations, Chief. 418 00:27:17,581 --> 00:27:19,789 Don't just stand there! Send! 419 00:27:20,164 --> 00:27:21,831 Quick, before it gets cold! 420 00:27:22,206 --> 00:27:23,373 Serve hot! 421 00:27:23,623 --> 00:27:26,914 Just a minute! I'm sure I've I've forgotten an ingredient. 422 00:27:27,164 --> 00:27:30,081 Pigeon, crust, pork, pheasant, partridge. 423 00:27:30,581 --> 00:27:33,123 Truffles. Did I put the truffles in? Yes. 424 00:27:33,331 --> 00:27:36,664 Bacon, goose, cognac... What have I forgotten? 425 00:27:36,873 --> 00:27:39,081 Misery, no time to redo them. 426 00:27:39,289 --> 00:27:40,331 Remove! 427 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:42,748 Natasha, reassure me! 428 00:27:42,998 --> 00:27:46,206 You'll have a fit later. It's my turn. 429 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:39,208 Remove! 430 00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:48,833 Ladies... 431 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:52,042 Ladies and Gentlemen, 432 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:56,375 a certain lady sends her thanks her thanks. 433 00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:03,959 Louis, Natasha, 434 00:30:04,292 --> 00:30:07,875 His Majesty would like to see you in the dining room. 435 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,750 She would like to thank you in person. 436 00:30:23,001 --> 00:30:25,501 How good it is! 437 00:30:26,376 --> 00:30:28,542 Oh, dear! 438 00:30:30,251 --> 00:30:32,209 Louis! 439 00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:33,751 You do it so well. 440 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:35,918 Slowly, slowly. 441 00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:37,501 - And again. - Do you like it? 442 00:30:37,751 --> 00:30:39,959 And again. And again! 443 00:30:40,209 --> 00:30:44,418 Yes, you do. You're my inspiration. 444 00:30:44,918 --> 00:30:48,168 You're incredible, divine. 445 00:30:49,376 --> 00:30:51,251 I love looking at you. 446 00:30:52,376 --> 00:30:54,085 Bitch, you bit me! 447 00:30:54,293 --> 00:30:56,376 I couldn't help myself, it's so good. 448 00:30:58,293 --> 00:31:00,626 We made sparks fly at the Palais. 449 00:31:00,876 --> 00:31:03,460 You and I make a hell of a pair. 450 00:31:03,751 --> 00:31:04,876 What are you doing? 451 00:31:05,335 --> 00:31:06,626 I sauce you. 452 00:31:07,001 --> 00:31:10,251 I love it. I love it. I love it so much. 453 00:31:11,835 --> 00:31:13,585 Do I look good in red? 454 00:31:14,585 --> 00:31:16,918 Yes. To perfection. 455 00:31:24,252 --> 00:31:26,627 Here. The peck. 456 00:31:33,627 --> 00:31:35,960 Nobody knows me here, it's for you. 457 00:31:39,002 --> 00:31:40,127 Hello? 458 00:31:41,794 --> 00:31:43,044 This is for you. 459 00:31:48,544 --> 00:31:50,002 Nat, it's me. 460 00:31:50,252 --> 00:31:53,086 Robby. How did you find me? 461 00:31:53,294 --> 00:31:56,586 It's simple, when two cooks meet... 462 00:31:56,836 --> 00:31:58,586 Hold on, butterfly. 463 00:31:58,794 --> 00:32:01,669 Just so you know, we're sitting here fully clothed, 464 00:32:01,877 --> 00:32:04,461 and exchange recipes and nibbles. 465 00:32:05,044 --> 00:32:06,711 - Do you believe me? - Totally. 466 00:32:06,919 --> 00:32:09,586 - You're wrong, we're fooling around. - I can see that. 467 00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:10,878 Why are you calling? 468 00:32:11,086 --> 00:32:13,544 Saying goodbye before Brussels. 469 00:32:13,794 --> 00:32:14,836 Goodbye. 470 00:32:15,003 --> 00:32:17,211 When I get back, let's go to the restaurant... 471 00:32:17,461 --> 00:32:20,211 Your invitation is ill-timed. Goodbye, dear. 472 00:32:20,378 --> 00:32:24,211 Just one more thing, if you don't mind. 473 00:32:26,336 --> 00:32:30,170 Asks Kohner to consult for "Cot Cot Cot". 474 00:32:33,336 --> 00:32:37,170 My ex wants you to be a consultant for his chain of omelette restaurants. 475 00:32:38,586 --> 00:32:40,086 I'd rather die. 476 00:32:40,461 --> 00:32:42,211 I'd rather die," he said. 477 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:26,337 Go back to sleep, it's only half past 7. 478 00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:30,337 7:30 doesn't exist. 479 00:33:30,879 --> 00:33:32,879 The day begins at 9 a.m. 480 00:33:33,129 --> 00:33:35,046 I'll fire up my ovens. 481 00:33:35,212 --> 00:33:38,004 Breakfast will be ready when you wake up. 482 00:33:38,254 --> 00:33:40,004 A dream breakfast. 483 00:33:40,629 --> 00:33:41,921 Yummy. 484 00:33:44,046 --> 00:33:45,671 Yum-yum. 485 00:33:57,629 --> 00:33:59,546 Hello, Pattenrond. 486 00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:01,629 Did you catch a mouse? 487 00:34:03,755 --> 00:34:06,421 You'll get your breakfast in a minute. 488 00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:08,588 A little patience. 489 00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:30,673 What a nice smell! 490 00:35:30,923 --> 00:35:33,173 I don't know what it is, but I want some! 491 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,131 Can I help, Louis? 492 00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:42,923 Squeezing oranges, making coffee? 493 00:35:49,465 --> 00:35:51,881 I smell something cooked! 494 00:35:52,756 --> 00:35:54,590 A little too much, in fact! 495 00:36:09,132 --> 00:36:10,548 Miss O'Brien. 496 00:36:11,257 --> 00:36:13,382 Please be seated. 497 00:36:17,715 --> 00:36:19,924 Senior Inspector Blodgett, 498 00:36:20,174 --> 00:36:22,840 and this joker is Brigadier Doyle. 499 00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:25,965 Miss O'Brien, 500 00:36:26,132 --> 00:36:29,757 opening the oven door and seeing Mr. Kohner, 501 00:36:30,007 --> 00:36:32,840 which, according to the autopsy, was cooked like a roast, 502 00:36:33,049 --> 00:36:34,590 what did you think? 503 00:36:35,174 --> 00:36:37,924 Nothing. I was too upset to think. 504 00:36:38,091 --> 00:36:40,757 Did you think you knew who'd done it? 505 00:36:41,591 --> 00:36:44,591 Could it be someone from Mr. Kohner's brigade? 506 00:36:44,716 --> 00:36:46,757 - I doubt it. - Why should you? 507 00:36:47,049 --> 00:36:49,591 He was a stickler for of meat. 508 00:36:53,174 --> 00:36:54,549 Miss O'Brien, 509 00:36:56,049 --> 00:36:58,008 do you know Auguste Grandvilliers? 510 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,924 A so-called French chef. 511 00:37:00,133 --> 00:37:01,383 In name, yes. 512 00:37:01,674 --> 00:37:05,091 He had an altercation with Mr. Kohner, quite violent. 513 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:08,299 According to witnesses, he even attacked him. 514 00:37:08,466 --> 00:37:09,549 With a knife. 515 00:37:09,883 --> 00:37:11,799 This is a promising avenue. 516 00:37:12,174 --> 00:37:15,675 Yes. But it's impossible to get hold of this rascal. 517 00:37:18,425 --> 00:37:21,758 Is it safe to assume that you spent the night here? 518 00:37:23,216 --> 00:37:24,383 We can. 519 00:37:30,091 --> 00:37:33,550 Was there a third person in your company? 520 00:37:34,008 --> 00:37:35,133 There were only two of us. 521 00:37:37,175 --> 00:37:39,092 Phone calls? 522 00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:40,508 Not that I... 523 00:37:44,883 --> 00:37:46,300 Yes, Miss O'Brien? 524 00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:51,592 Something's coming back to you, it seems. 525 00:37:52,759 --> 00:37:54,134 No big deal. 526 00:37:54,842 --> 00:37:57,092 Let me be the judge. 527 00:38:00,634 --> 00:38:03,092 There was a call, but it was for me. 528 00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:04,425 From whom? 529 00:38:08,675 --> 00:38:10,759 Who called you, Miss O'Brien? 530 00:38:11,009 --> 00:38:12,176 No interest. 531 00:38:12,384 --> 00:38:14,717 - Tell me who! - Robert Ross. 532 00:38:17,967 --> 00:38:20,342 Robert Ross, my ex-husband. 533 00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:24,967 I want you to know... I don't do this for pleasure. 534 00:38:26,759 --> 00:38:28,051 My eye! 535 00:38:28,259 --> 00:38:31,384 You find it pleasurable, death, crime, 536 00:38:31,634 --> 00:38:34,509 your kingpin act. You wouldn't be a cop if you didn't. 537 00:38:35,384 --> 00:38:36,509 Maybe so, 538 00:38:36,676 --> 00:38:39,968 in any case, we're interested in Mr. Ross. 539 00:38:40,343 --> 00:38:42,843 I even find it fascinating. 540 00:38:43,259 --> 00:38:44,843 Forget it. He's in Brussels. 541 00:38:45,468 --> 00:38:46,468 Hence his appeal. 542 00:38:46,718 --> 00:38:48,218 Hello. Apparently, 543 00:38:48,635 --> 00:38:51,051 Natasha O'Brien is here. Robert Ross. 544 00:38:51,426 --> 00:38:55,051 Mr. Ross, the providential man. 545 00:38:55,426 --> 00:38:58,968 Nat! I've been looking for you. I heard the news. 546 00:38:59,301 --> 00:39:00,593 Weren't you in Brussels? 547 00:39:00,801 --> 00:39:03,176 I didn't leave because I ran out of pillows. 548 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:06,593 I hope they don't suspect you. 549 00:39:07,093 --> 00:39:09,552 No, not anymore. 550 00:39:16,968 --> 00:39:20,427 A lot of talk at the Palais. Farewell to the peerage, 551 00:39:20,802 --> 00:39:21,968 hello exile. 552 00:39:22,218 --> 00:39:24,302 Hi, everybody. Nat! 553 00:39:24,468 --> 00:39:25,510 Search him. 554 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,177 Whatever your testimony, I'm suspicious. 555 00:39:28,385 --> 00:39:31,719 Thank you. But according to Agatha Christie, you need proof. 556 00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:34,219 What kind of weirdo would cook human flesh? 557 00:39:34,427 --> 00:39:36,135 That's you, Max. 558 00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:39,260 You're ridiculous, It can't be me. 559 00:39:39,469 --> 00:39:43,427 Only a dilettante would cook a Swiss product at 230 degrees. 560 00:39:43,844 --> 00:39:47,302 For God's sake, doesn't this tragedy a little sad? 561 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:50,386 I'm devastated by grief. 562 00:39:50,594 --> 00:39:52,344 Where to eat now? 563 00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,136 - Didn't you like it? - Yes, I do! 564 00:39:55,302 --> 00:39:58,802 I would have liked Attila if he had succeeded in making quenelles. 565 00:39:59,969 --> 00:40:02,094 Beecham, reserve for Miss O'Brien 566 00:40:02,511 --> 00:40:04,219 a daytime flight to Venice. 567 00:40:04,928 --> 00:40:07,844 Venice? Just a minute, I don't want to go. 568 00:40:08,219 --> 00:40:10,803 Yes, kitten, everyone dreams about it. 569 00:40:11,011 --> 00:40:14,428 You're supposed to be interviewing Fausto Zoppi. 570 00:40:15,011 --> 00:40:17,094 Please send someone else. 571 00:40:17,511 --> 00:40:20,386 Taratata. Interview him, get the recipe 572 00:40:20,594 --> 00:40:22,928 and bring me back a divine lobster. 573 00:40:24,386 --> 00:40:25,553 Mr. Vandeveer. 574 00:40:25,761 --> 00:40:29,470 In my way again? Book the plane, on the trot! 575 00:40:29,803 --> 00:40:31,678 - And a room at the Danieli. - A suite. 576 00:40:32,011 --> 00:40:35,303 And a round trip in first class. 577 00:40:35,678 --> 00:40:38,011 There's no way that I go to Venice! 578 00:40:38,386 --> 00:40:40,886 Refuse, kitten, and your reputation will suffer: 579 00:40:41,136 --> 00:40:44,887 I'll claim that your whipped cream has given me hemorrhoids. 580 00:40:45,053 --> 00:40:47,553 I wouldn't swear to it. 581 00:41:42,054 --> 00:41:45,138 Too old. The fish must be fresh. 582 00:41:45,763 --> 00:41:48,179 It must be... more than fresh. 583 00:41:50,013 --> 00:41:51,763 The intention of my kitchen 584 00:41:51,971 --> 00:41:55,304 is to bring out the flavour of the product. 585 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:59,346 My sauce is not concealment, but revelation! 586 00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:07,221 - Signore Zoppi... - Fausto. 587 00:42:07,430 --> 00:42:09,471 - Do you come here often? - Every day. 588 00:42:09,721 --> 00:42:12,513 Zoppi doesn't keep its lobsters for more than a day. 589 00:42:12,721 --> 00:42:16,930 Afterwards, they suffer, and this modifies the texture of the flesh. 590 00:42:17,805 --> 00:42:18,847 It's nothing. 591 00:42:19,430 --> 00:42:20,430 One, 592 00:42:21,472 --> 00:42:22,972 two, three, four, five... 593 00:42:26,263 --> 00:42:27,388 I had no idea. 594 00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:30,347 What's the big deal? I know, that's the main thing. 595 00:42:36,222 --> 00:42:40,472 What more can I say, except that that you are magnifica? 596 00:42:41,055 --> 00:42:42,347 What is this vegetable? 597 00:42:42,514 --> 00:42:43,889 De la cicoria. 598 00:42:46,889 --> 00:42:48,680 Hands off, bittern! 599 00:42:51,014 --> 00:42:53,180 - What's the matter? - He pinched me. 600 00:42:53,430 --> 00:42:54,805 It wasn't him. 601 00:42:55,555 --> 00:42:56,931 A lobster, then? 602 00:42:57,097 --> 00:42:59,264 - It was me. - You? 603 00:42:59,431 --> 00:43:00,514 Obviously. 604 00:43:01,681 --> 00:43:03,181 Could you please explain 605 00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:06,306 why the Italian pinching at the drop of a hat? 606 00:43:06,556 --> 00:43:08,181 To assess quality. 607 00:43:08,389 --> 00:43:11,597 Tap a melon. Palpate a cabbage. 608 00:43:12,056 --> 00:43:13,264 A woman is pinched. 609 00:43:15,681 --> 00:43:18,514 The woman comes after the cabbage, signore Zoppi? 610 00:43:18,806 --> 00:43:21,056 Please, call me Fausto. 611 00:43:40,723 --> 00:43:42,473 You know about Kohner, I imagine. 612 00:43:42,681 --> 00:43:46,098 Madonna, what a tragedy! I adored that man. 613 00:43:46,348 --> 00:43:49,765 I'm fantastico in bed. Fantastico! 614 00:43:49,973 --> 00:43:52,265 - Tell me, signore Zoppi... - Fausto. 615 00:43:52,473 --> 00:43:55,723 Fausto, why not eat in your restaurant? 616 00:43:55,932 --> 00:43:57,973 I'm closed for lunch on Tuesdays, 617 00:43:58,182 --> 00:44:00,890 to go around of the competizione. 618 00:44:01,098 --> 00:44:04,515 Today, my good friend Giancarlo Montebianchi. 619 00:44:04,890 --> 00:44:05,973 You don't eat anything. 620 00:44:06,348 --> 00:44:09,682 Put what comes out of his ovens into my mouth? 621 00:44:12,432 --> 00:44:14,640 Zoppi only eats Zoppi's cooking. 622 00:44:18,265 --> 00:44:22,390 - Why did you order so much? - To simulate wolf hunger. 623 00:44:23,015 --> 00:44:25,057 I have a fantastic body. 624 00:44:29,182 --> 00:44:31,140 You'll love caressing me. 625 00:44:47,932 --> 00:44:49,891 Go on, take over, Fausto. 626 00:44:51,183 --> 00:44:52,308 Where was I? 627 00:44:52,641 --> 00:44:54,183 You were talking about your body. 628 00:44:54,433 --> 00:44:56,849 Yes, it's coming back to me. My body... 629 00:44:57,058 --> 00:44:58,099 My body. 630 00:44:58,349 --> 00:45:01,016 My body stretched out against yours. 631 00:45:01,224 --> 00:45:03,183 They're made for each other. 632 00:45:03,391 --> 00:45:06,641 Listening to you is fantastic, Fausto. 633 00:45:08,724 --> 00:45:12,766 I'll kiss your breasts, like the sun that kisses... 634 00:45:13,225 --> 00:45:14,975 the blushing pomodoro. 635 00:45:15,141 --> 00:45:16,600 - Pomodoro ? - Tomato. 636 00:45:16,808 --> 00:45:18,600 - Thank you for your time. - You're very welcome. 637 00:45:18,808 --> 00:45:22,433 And when, with a groan, you beg me to stop... 638 00:45:22,683 --> 00:45:24,225 Wow! 639 00:45:24,475 --> 00:45:26,683 Aren't you Fausto Zoppi? 640 00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:29,392 - Do you know who I am? - Who doesn't know Zoppi? 641 00:45:29,558 --> 00:45:32,433 The rare pearl in a sea of pasta makers. 642 00:45:32,683 --> 00:45:34,100 The best chef in Italy. 643 00:45:34,267 --> 00:45:35,308 The only one! 644 00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:39,142 What an incredible opportunity to come across you! 645 00:45:39,308 --> 00:45:41,558 So I open a chain of... 646 00:45:41,767 --> 00:45:43,267 Do you mind? 647 00:45:43,808 --> 00:45:46,433 We were in the middle of an intimate conversation. 648 00:45:51,892 --> 00:45:53,809 Go on, take over, Fausto. 649 00:45:55,434 --> 00:45:58,850 Come into my kitchen at 5 p.m. this afternoon. 650 00:45:59,059 --> 00:46:02,267 I'll make you my lobster, and then... 651 00:46:02,517 --> 00:46:07,101 Then I'll make love to you 6 times. 652 00:46:14,517 --> 00:46:15,976 What a feast! 653 00:46:20,184 --> 00:46:21,351 At 5pm. 654 00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:25,017 First, the work, and then, il miracolo. 655 00:46:37,351 --> 00:46:39,309 If this shrimp does it 6 times, 656 00:46:39,726 --> 00:46:41,684 it will be pure miracolo. 657 00:46:41,893 --> 00:46:44,726 If he doesn't finish, I'll have my fangs in my mouth. 658 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,643 Quite a sketch, really. 659 00:46:54,893 --> 00:46:56,726 The Italian is on fire. 660 00:46:56,976 --> 00:46:58,935 You! What the hell are you doing here? 661 00:46:59,143 --> 00:47:01,935 I was hoping you could tell your new buddy to your new buddy. 662 00:47:02,185 --> 00:47:04,435 Ask me instead of intruding. 663 00:47:04,602 --> 00:47:06,935 I was interrupted interrupted me. 664 00:47:07,143 --> 00:47:11,310 "Antipasti, zuppa, pasta, pesche, carne et... dolce." 665 00:47:11,518 --> 00:47:12,768 Very poetic. 666 00:47:13,102 --> 00:47:15,977 Don't tell me you fell for his bullshit? 667 00:47:16,227 --> 00:47:17,310 Perhaps. 668 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,810 And you'll go to that runt's house 6 times. 669 00:47:21,018 --> 00:47:22,435 Crac-crac? 670 00:47:22,977 --> 00:47:24,019 Perhaps. 671 00:47:24,435 --> 00:47:25,435 What? 672 00:47:25,644 --> 00:47:29,352 We're already even After your night with... Kohner. 673 00:47:29,602 --> 00:47:32,394 Quit? I'm free, you weren't. 674 00:47:32,602 --> 00:47:34,519 I have the right to see whomever I want. 675 00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:36,769 Get out of my life! 676 00:47:37,935 --> 00:47:39,727 In that case, maybe. 677 00:47:41,102 --> 00:47:42,144 Where are you going? 678 00:47:43,019 --> 00:47:45,061 Congratulate the cook. 679 00:50:05,105 --> 00:50:06,271 Fausto? 680 00:51:08,939 --> 00:51:09,897 Are you there? 681 00:52:16,690 --> 00:52:19,065 Don't blame me for eating. 682 00:52:19,232 --> 00:52:21,524 The opportunity was too good. 683 00:52:22,399 --> 00:52:23,440 Who are you? 684 00:52:25,857 --> 00:52:26,982 I'm so sorry. 685 00:52:28,065 --> 00:52:30,982 Captain Boromeo Ravello, Venice Police. 686 00:52:35,607 --> 00:52:37,191 What's your name? 687 00:52:38,066 --> 00:52:39,607 Natasha O'Brien. 688 00:52:45,982 --> 00:52:48,858 Were you... close to signore Zoppi? 689 00:52:49,649 --> 00:52:51,316 We met this morning, 690 00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:52,899 I'm a chef too. 691 00:52:53,149 --> 00:52:56,691 He was going to prepare his lobster lobster... 692 00:52:58,233 --> 00:52:59,941 and died with his lobsters. 693 00:53:00,274 --> 00:53:03,816 The unfortunate couldn't breathe underwater. 694 00:53:05,191 --> 00:53:07,775 Who discovered the body? Called the police? 695 00:53:08,191 --> 00:53:09,691 The waiter, Palmezzi. 696 00:53:10,108 --> 00:53:11,608 What if he was the killer? 697 00:53:11,983 --> 00:53:13,941 Simple theft of fish for his family. 698 00:53:15,941 --> 00:53:17,566 Maybe Zoppi surprised him, 699 00:53:17,983 --> 00:53:19,733 that it turned sour... 700 00:53:19,983 --> 00:53:23,483 No. He hated Zoppi far too much to kill him. 701 00:53:23,691 --> 00:53:24,816 What do you mean? 702 00:53:26,233 --> 00:53:28,400 Miss O'Brien, in Italy, 703 00:53:29,442 --> 00:53:33,692 having someone to hate, is like having someone to love. 704 00:53:33,942 --> 00:53:36,733 You can't kill after years of hatred. 705 00:53:36,942 --> 00:53:39,400 We care too much about the one we loathe. 706 00:53:39,608 --> 00:53:42,817 Tell me where you were this afternoon. 707 00:53:43,192 --> 00:53:45,525 Why should I? Do you suspect me? 708 00:53:45,859 --> 00:53:49,400 The only person I don't suspect is myself. 709 00:53:51,775 --> 00:53:52,900 Allow me. 710 00:54:01,275 --> 00:54:03,234 Initials: RR. 711 00:54:06,151 --> 00:54:07,192 Miss O'Brien, 712 00:54:09,567 --> 00:54:13,692 I'm tempted to believe you totally innocent of this murder. 713 00:54:14,192 --> 00:54:15,151 Great! 714 00:54:16,901 --> 00:54:18,901 - Except for one detail. - I take it back. 715 00:54:19,317 --> 00:54:20,609 Kohner's murder. 716 00:54:21,484 --> 00:54:24,318 Another famous chef, found in his oven, 717 00:54:24,526 --> 00:54:28,318 after a wild night with a beautiful American cook. 718 00:54:29,109 --> 00:54:30,568 An unusual case. 719 00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:34,484 Imagine my surprise when the beautiful American stove 720 00:54:34,693 --> 00:54:37,734 lands in the kitchen of another famous chef, 721 00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:39,526 also murdered. 722 00:54:39,901 --> 00:54:41,443 I can imagine. 723 00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:44,568 It's a no-brainer: 724 00:54:44,860 --> 00:54:47,110 I flew from New York to London to kill Kohner, 725 00:54:47,318 --> 00:54:49,693 then, London-Venice to kill Zoppi. 726 00:54:50,318 --> 00:54:53,110 - Unless I'm mistaken, you have a husband. - Ex-husband. 727 00:54:53,318 --> 00:54:54,526 Where is it? 728 00:54:59,151 --> 00:55:00,401 Well, Miss O'Brien? 729 00:55:00,651 --> 00:55:03,485 I don't know. In Brussels, I think. 730 00:55:04,318 --> 00:55:06,402 - Remind me of his name. - Rob... 731 00:55:08,443 --> 00:55:10,777 Bobby. Bobby Ross. 732 00:55:12,693 --> 00:55:14,277 In Brussels. 733 00:55:16,235 --> 00:55:19,402 According to the investigation report, you had... 734 00:55:20,569 --> 00:55:23,319 spent the night with Louis Kohner. 735 00:55:24,444 --> 00:55:27,402 Were you planning to repeat with Fausto Zoppi? 736 00:55:28,027 --> 00:55:30,444 That's my business, isn't it? 737 00:55:33,027 --> 00:55:34,235 Very good. 738 00:55:34,485 --> 00:55:36,527 Let's change the subject. 739 00:55:42,069 --> 00:55:43,486 Miss O'Brien... 740 00:55:44,611 --> 00:55:46,069 Miss O'Brien, 741 00:55:46,736 --> 00:55:48,027 Would you like to... 742 00:55:50,277 --> 00:55:51,777 to spend the night with me? 743 00:56:10,819 --> 00:56:12,528 Does that answer your question? 744 00:56:13,486 --> 00:56:14,819 Exactly. 745 00:56:18,695 --> 00:56:23,111 Rejoice, I believe you innocent of Zoppi's murder. 746 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,403 How about that? 747 00:56:24,611 --> 00:56:27,820 If you had killed him, you would have jumped into bed with me. 748 00:56:27,986 --> 00:56:29,028 That bad? 749 00:56:29,278 --> 00:56:34,028 Yes. 94 cases in a row, and not a single mistake. 750 00:56:34,403 --> 00:56:35,778 94 women? 751 00:56:36,403 --> 00:56:38,403 I test men differently. 752 00:56:38,903 --> 00:56:41,403 Out of 94 suspects, 753 00:56:41,570 --> 00:56:43,570 the 37 who accepted my proposal 754 00:56:43,778 --> 00:56:45,987 were all guilty. 755 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,403 Except for one. 756 00:56:47,653 --> 00:56:49,153 What happened to it? 757 00:56:49,653 --> 00:56:51,028 My wife. 758 00:56:58,404 --> 00:57:00,737 Signorina O'Brien, telephone. 759 00:57:06,570 --> 00:57:07,570 Thank you. 760 00:57:08,987 --> 00:57:09,904 Hello? 761 00:57:10,195 --> 00:57:12,945 Hey, it's me. I just heard about Zoppi. 762 00:57:13,195 --> 00:57:15,779 - Are you all right? - Where are you? 763 00:57:16,321 --> 00:57:18,779 In Paris. Meet me soon. 764 00:57:24,362 --> 00:57:26,446 Hi, Nat. Get back in the cab. 765 00:57:26,654 --> 00:57:28,529 - What's the matter? - I'll explain later. 766 00:57:28,696 --> 00:57:30,737 In the Royal Suite. At the Pré Catelan. 767 00:57:30,987 --> 00:57:32,154 Come on, hurry up! 768 00:57:33,279 --> 00:57:34,279 Where are we going? 769 00:57:34,571 --> 00:57:36,821 - To my little meeting. - I beg your pardon? 770 00:57:37,029 --> 00:57:39,321 The best chef in England, chilled, 771 00:57:39,654 --> 00:57:40,821 ditto, from Italy : 772 00:57:41,154 --> 00:57:44,779 the best in France is bound to have something to worry about. 773 00:57:45,154 --> 00:57:47,029 So I gathered together the best of the best. 774 00:57:49,404 --> 00:57:53,655 I have a vague feeling of a link between Kohner and Zoppi. 775 00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:57,280 They were killed in the manner of their signature dish. 776 00:57:57,530 --> 00:57:59,238 Yes, but there's more. 777 00:58:20,447 --> 00:58:23,488 The 6 most illustrious of France. 778 00:58:24,030 --> 00:58:26,405 In my opinion, it's not going to be a piece of cake. 779 00:58:26,738 --> 00:58:28,280 Robby, it's... Marcel? 780 00:58:33,155 --> 00:58:35,822 - You look great. - Delicious surprise. 781 00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:38,989 Robert Ross, Marcel Massenet. 782 00:58:39,197 --> 00:58:41,405 The creator of Massenet veal, an artist. 783 00:58:41,614 --> 00:58:44,405 Massenet? It's an immense pleasure. 784 00:58:44,655 --> 00:58:47,864 Marcel, we'll talk later. I have a proposition... 785 00:58:48,155 --> 00:58:49,530 Robby, let him go. 786 00:58:50,989 --> 00:58:53,489 Allow me to cook for you this evening. 787 00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:55,072 Tonight? It's just... 788 00:58:55,322 --> 00:58:58,531 Tonight! Who knows how much time I have left. 789 00:58:58,781 --> 00:59:00,447 - What do you mean, the killer? - The killer. 790 00:59:00,656 --> 00:59:03,031 I'm obviously next in line. 791 00:59:03,281 --> 00:59:05,156 Maybe not. 792 00:59:05,531 --> 00:59:07,322 Maybe it'll be someone else. 793 00:59:07,531 --> 00:59:08,697 Which other? 794 00:59:10,156 --> 00:59:11,573 One of the gugusses? 795 00:59:12,531 --> 00:59:14,739 I even wonder what they're doing here. 796 00:59:22,864 --> 00:59:23,906 Pleased to meet you... 797 00:59:24,114 --> 00:59:26,906 François Chappemain. You must help me. 798 00:59:27,114 --> 00:59:30,781 I'm the most threatened. Given my specialty. 799 00:59:30,990 --> 00:59:32,573 Chicken livers on a flambéed skewer. 800 00:59:32,740 --> 00:59:33,781 Voilà! 801 00:59:34,365 --> 00:59:35,865 For others, 802 00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:39,865 die as an ox or a rabbit, that's no mean feat. 803 00:59:40,156 --> 00:59:42,948 But I'll be skewered 804 00:59:43,615 --> 00:59:44,990 and burned. 805 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,281 The horror, can you imagine? 806 00:59:52,323 --> 00:59:53,490 Excuse me. 807 00:59:54,032 --> 00:59:55,115 Jean-Claude! 808 00:59:55,323 --> 00:59:57,698 My little Natasha! 809 00:59:58,198 --> 01:00:00,490 My artichoke, I'm looking at you. 810 01:00:02,448 --> 01:00:05,157 As radiant as ever, 811 01:00:05,573 --> 01:00:07,615 or even a little more sexy. 812 01:00:08,990 --> 01:00:11,324 I missed you terribly. 813 01:00:11,782 --> 01:00:12,824 So are you. 814 01:00:17,282 --> 01:00:18,282 Who is it? 815 01:00:18,907 --> 01:00:20,782 Robert Ross, my ex-husband. 816 01:00:20,990 --> 01:00:23,240 Your potential savior. 817 01:00:23,532 --> 01:00:25,115 It's Jean-Claude Moulineau. 818 01:00:25,324 --> 01:00:27,824 His blood duck is legendary. 819 01:00:28,074 --> 01:00:29,991 He has the hands of a magician. 820 01:00:30,199 --> 01:00:31,532 I can see that. 821 01:00:31,782 --> 01:00:35,116 He taught me everything. I was barely 20. 822 01:00:35,407 --> 01:00:38,532 The time I put too much cream of tartar in my pastry 823 01:00:38,782 --> 01:00:39,782 and I was stuck... 824 01:00:40,407 --> 01:00:42,991 So, are we going to get serious or what? 825 01:00:44,324 --> 01:00:46,699 Robby's right. We'll chat later. 826 01:00:46,949 --> 01:00:48,241 What's next? 827 01:00:48,408 --> 01:00:50,908 For me, there will be no afterwards. 828 01:00:51,116 --> 01:00:52,283 I'm going to die. 829 01:00:54,241 --> 01:00:57,741 But all things considered, no one is more worthy than I. 830 01:00:57,949 --> 01:01:02,824 My funeral will make Louis Kohner look like a loser. 831 01:01:05,866 --> 01:01:08,450 - You never told me about him. - Robby! 832 01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:10,158 No, tell me. 833 01:01:10,325 --> 01:01:11,700 One more step, and... 834 01:01:12,075 --> 01:01:13,533 as they say, adieu Berthe. 835 01:01:13,950 --> 01:01:15,158 - It's him! It's him! - Who is he? 836 01:01:15,366 --> 01:01:19,075 The man seen in Venice 2 times. He was following Zoppi, he's the killer! 837 01:01:19,450 --> 01:01:21,283 Me? What nonsense. 838 01:01:21,491 --> 01:01:24,200 I'm Auguste Grandvilliers, 839 01:01:24,617 --> 01:01:25,950 the next victim. 840 01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:28,700 Mirabeau-style entrecôte? 841 01:01:29,867 --> 01:01:30,867 In person. 842 01:01:31,242 --> 01:01:34,283 What this man does with a simple piece of beef 843 01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:35,700 is prodigious. 844 01:01:36,075 --> 01:01:37,325 Is he strafing her? 845 01:01:37,992 --> 01:01:40,325 What's that? It's for the assassin. 846 01:01:40,533 --> 01:01:42,867 He won't get me that easily. 847 01:01:43,242 --> 01:01:46,784 Let's see, you assaulted Louis and you were in Venice. 848 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,492 Yes. Blame your friend, the fat pig. 849 01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:51,659 Max? 850 01:01:52,950 --> 01:01:56,242 The idiot thought they were more talented than Grandvilliers. 851 01:01:56,825 --> 01:01:58,075 He even wrote 852 01:01:58,450 --> 01:01:59,950 in his ridiculous gazette. 853 01:02:00,534 --> 01:02:04,242 So I decided to bring to light 854 01:02:04,409 --> 01:02:05,992 their imposture. 855 01:02:06,701 --> 01:02:09,451 So I set out to follow them, 856 01:02:09,826 --> 01:02:11,117 like their shadow: 857 01:02:11,367 --> 01:02:14,409 sooner or later, they would have made a faux pas. 858 01:02:14,659 --> 01:02:16,909 Margarine instead of butter, 859 01:02:17,076 --> 01:02:19,201 canned meat juice. 860 01:02:20,034 --> 01:02:21,826 And I would have witnessed it. 861 01:02:22,701 --> 01:02:23,909 But they're dead. 862 01:02:24,826 --> 01:02:27,451 And I'm next. But I'm ready. 863 01:02:31,326 --> 01:02:33,368 Put that thing away! 864 01:02:43,410 --> 01:02:44,910 Can we finally get started? 865 01:02:51,743 --> 01:02:55,535 Step right up, gentlemen. The goal is to save your lives! 866 01:03:06,202 --> 01:03:07,368 Thank you. 867 01:03:08,077 --> 01:03:11,702 Let's start by asking ourselves who it might be. Any ideas? 868 01:03:14,410 --> 01:03:16,410 Someone who hates cooking. 869 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:18,369 But who hates her that much? 870 01:03:18,744 --> 01:03:20,327 Let's see, a waiter! 871 01:03:20,702 --> 01:03:24,369 Why didn't the killer start with a Frenchman? 872 01:03:24,702 --> 01:03:28,744 If you're going to slaughter chefs, start with a Frenchman! 873 01:03:29,494 --> 01:03:32,660 You're right! Proof that we're dealing with a weirdo. 874 01:03:33,077 --> 01:03:34,369 If it kills you, yes. 875 01:03:34,619 --> 01:03:37,786 What do you know about it? Rabbit skinner... 876 01:03:37,952 --> 01:03:40,952 I don't freeze my chicken livers. 877 01:03:44,702 --> 01:03:46,827 Are you accusing me? 878 01:03:46,994 --> 01:03:49,036 in front of all these people, 879 01:03:49,286 --> 01:03:51,494 to freeze my poultry livers? 880 01:03:52,202 --> 01:03:53,202 Yes. 881 01:03:53,827 --> 01:03:56,369 Here he is! Here he is! The murderer! 882 01:03:56,619 --> 01:03:59,369 You're out of line, you chnoque! 883 01:03:59,744 --> 01:04:02,286 Enough is enough! Stop your childishness! 884 01:04:02,744 --> 01:04:04,036 We need to act. 885 01:04:05,161 --> 01:04:07,161 She's right, let's take matters into our own hands. 886 01:04:07,369 --> 01:04:09,578 But how? We don't know. 887 01:04:09,744 --> 01:04:12,703 On the contrary. We know when the killer strikes. 888 01:04:12,911 --> 01:04:13,744 When? 889 01:04:14,119 --> 01:04:16,036 The victim is still alone in the kitchen. 890 01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:17,245 I say: 891 01:04:17,953 --> 01:04:20,578 "Let him come", and I will welcome him! 892 01:04:22,328 --> 01:04:24,536 Put that thing away! 893 01:04:26,786 --> 01:04:28,120 I should... 894 01:04:28,328 --> 01:04:31,370 I think we we should call the police. 895 01:04:31,620 --> 01:04:33,036 To say what? 896 01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:36,620 That everyone dreads being killed for some unknown reason 897 01:04:36,828 --> 01:04:38,578 by an illustrious unknown? 898 01:04:38,787 --> 01:04:40,828 What do you mean, a stranger? 899 01:04:45,078 --> 01:04:46,412 In my opinion, 900 01:04:46,662 --> 01:04:49,787 the assassin is among us, right now. 901 01:05:09,662 --> 01:05:11,871 The situation is comical, isn't it? 902 01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:16,412 Someone's going to kill the king of French cuisine. 903 01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:20,996 But tell me, my friends, what could be worse? 904 01:05:21,579 --> 01:05:22,704 To be killed, 905 01:05:23,204 --> 01:05:25,329 or escape the knife? 906 01:05:43,746 --> 01:05:46,121 Dinner is served, Mr. Vandeveer. 907 01:05:46,579 --> 01:05:48,121 What's on the menu? 908 01:05:48,538 --> 01:05:49,829 Sawdust? 909 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:54,538 110 grams of caviar, 169 calories. 910 01:05:56,288 --> 01:05:58,288 11.5 centilitres of champagne, 911 01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:01,830 Taittinger 1970, 100 calories. 912 01:06:04,246 --> 01:06:08,455 110 grams of roast venison, 143 calories. 913 01:06:08,663 --> 01:06:09,997 That much? 914 01:06:12,747 --> 01:06:16,372 One asparagus, 19 calories. 915 01:06:19,997 --> 01:06:23,330 11.5 centilitres of red wine, Romanée-Conti 1966, 916 01:06:23,538 --> 01:06:24,955 80 calories. 917 01:06:27,538 --> 01:06:30,289 A bowl of strawberries and 3 centilitres of kirsch, 918 01:06:30,539 --> 01:06:32,247 136 calories. 919 01:06:32,414 --> 01:06:35,455 So for the meal, a total of 647 calories. 920 01:06:35,664 --> 01:06:38,622 This diet would starve a squirrel to death. 921 01:06:42,705 --> 01:06:44,830 Are you closing? I'm not a free-rider! 922 01:06:45,497 --> 01:06:46,955 One last thing. 923 01:06:47,456 --> 01:06:49,622 Another murdered chef? 924 01:06:49,872 --> 01:06:51,997 And who might this be? Uncle Ben's? 925 01:06:52,414 --> 01:06:53,747 Signore Zoppi's brother 926 01:06:54,122 --> 01:06:57,414 is counting on you for the funeral in Venice tomorrow. 927 01:06:57,581 --> 01:07:00,289 I run a magazine or a funeral home? 928 01:07:00,706 --> 01:07:02,706 Say I'm overwhelmed with grief, 929 01:07:03,081 --> 01:07:04,914 say I was kidnapped by gypsies. 930 01:07:05,497 --> 01:07:06,623 Say... 931 01:07:09,123 --> 01:07:12,081 Say I'll be there. Send me via Paris 932 01:07:12,248 --> 01:07:15,456 and tell Moulineau to prepare a duck in blood, 933 01:07:15,706 --> 01:07:17,873 two ducks, for the morning. 934 01:07:18,081 --> 01:07:21,039 Do you remember the purpose of your diet? 935 01:07:21,414 --> 01:07:23,123 I'm taking a break! 936 01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:25,248 How much did you lose? 937 01:07:25,456 --> 01:07:27,665 It's none of your business. 938 01:07:27,915 --> 01:07:29,706 5 and a half kilos. 939 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,373 It's starting to show. 940 01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:33,456 5 and a half kilos. 941 01:07:33,581 --> 01:07:35,748 Only 65 to go. 942 01:07:36,165 --> 01:07:37,581 Do my hair, 943 01:07:37,831 --> 01:07:40,706 then put me through to Miss O'Brien in Venice. 944 01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:43,665 She's in Paris, sir. 945 01:07:43,873 --> 01:07:46,082 With Mr. Ross, small detail. 946 01:07:46,290 --> 01:07:48,832 It is certainly insignificant detail. 947 01:07:50,457 --> 01:07:51,665 Have you upset Zoppi? 948 01:07:53,915 --> 01:07:56,707 I offered him the job, he said: "No, grazie". 949 01:07:57,332 --> 01:08:00,915 - The police found your pen. - Does she know it's mine? 950 01:08:04,207 --> 01:08:06,082 Say, you don't suspect me, do you? 951 01:08:12,749 --> 01:08:14,457 - Hello, Natasha? - Where's Natasha? 952 01:08:14,832 --> 01:08:17,665 All right, thanks, Max, and you? Take a guess. 953 01:08:19,374 --> 01:08:20,457 Hello, Max. 954 01:08:20,790 --> 01:08:21,915 Kitten, don't forget 955 01:08:22,165 --> 01:08:26,082 your Wednesday presentation for the idiot box. 956 01:08:26,499 --> 01:08:27,624 What are you talking about? 957 01:08:28,082 --> 01:08:29,999 You're a TV star! 958 01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:32,374 Two chiefs were murdered. 959 01:08:32,582 --> 01:08:34,624 I may be the next victim. 960 01:08:34,791 --> 01:08:38,207 Stop wallowing in your macabre reveries. 961 01:08:38,457 --> 01:08:40,249 And take your buns back to London. 962 01:08:40,582 --> 01:08:42,791 You don't have a monopoly on grief. 963 01:08:43,166 --> 01:08:45,124 With the death of Louis and Zoppi, 964 01:08:45,374 --> 01:08:49,458 I lost exactly half of the world's most fabulous meal! 965 01:08:52,916 --> 01:08:54,624 I've got it, Robby. 966 01:08:55,374 --> 01:08:57,708 The link between Kohner and Zoppi. 967 01:08:59,083 --> 01:09:00,916 I know who who the next victim will be. 968 01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:02,833 Nat, what are you talking about? 969 01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:05,166 The world's most fabulous meal. 970 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:09,208 Last month's editorial. Four services: 971 01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:13,333 pigeon by Louis, lobster by Zoppi and duck with Moulineau blood. 972 01:09:13,708 --> 01:09:14,625 Moulineau? 973 01:09:15,041 --> 01:09:16,333 He's next! 974 01:09:16,583 --> 01:09:19,833 The killer scrupulously follows the menu, and... 975 01:09:21,292 --> 01:09:22,417 therefore... 976 01:09:22,833 --> 01:09:25,833 - Robby, I'm dessert! - What's up? 977 01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:29,667 More than Moulineau, and then, bing, the pastry chef! 978 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,625 Slow down, will you? 979 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,542 Who respects this menu? Max? 980 01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:35,833 Why Max? 981 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,583 He's the one who chose you in the first place. 982 01:09:39,292 --> 01:09:41,459 No, I'm leaning towards Grandvilliers. 983 01:09:41,709 --> 01:09:43,459 Why him? 984 01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:45,250 It was not selected. 985 01:09:46,417 --> 01:09:48,375 Let's call Moulineau. 986 01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:52,209 Hello? 987 01:09:52,667 --> 01:09:54,250 This is Auguste Grandvilliers. 988 01:09:54,459 --> 01:09:56,750 There's someone trying to get in. 989 01:09:57,167 --> 01:09:59,792 - Where are you? - I'm in my kitchen. 990 01:10:00,209 --> 01:10:02,126 We told you not to... 991 01:10:03,376 --> 01:10:06,084 Mr. Grandvilliers? Hello, Mr. Grandvilliers? 992 01:10:07,459 --> 01:10:08,667 - What's up? - Hurry! 993 01:10:51,293 --> 01:10:52,918 Mr. Grandvilliers? 994 01:10:59,835 --> 01:11:02,293 That's weird. Where do you think it is? 995 01:11:02,377 --> 01:11:05,835 Its specialty is entrecôte, beef. 996 01:11:07,377 --> 01:11:10,043 Damn, it's been toasted. 997 01:11:34,586 --> 01:11:35,711 Where can he be? 998 01:11:35,961 --> 01:11:39,502 What do we do with beef? Let's see, beef... 999 01:11:39,794 --> 01:11:43,336 The ox! Hang it up! 1000 01:11:51,961 --> 01:11:53,503 You've got to be kidding me! 1001 01:11:57,669 --> 01:11:58,878 It's alive. 1002 01:11:59,586 --> 01:12:01,753 Find me something to ride on. 1003 01:12:02,919 --> 01:12:06,461 Not too much damage. The killer gave him a good thrashing. 1004 01:12:06,628 --> 01:12:08,711 And left him to freeze to death. 1005 01:12:08,919 --> 01:12:10,253 It's horrible! 1006 01:12:14,170 --> 01:12:16,086 You made a mistake, it's not him. 1007 01:12:16,545 --> 01:12:19,295 You too: it's not Max from London. 1008 01:12:19,753 --> 01:12:23,128 Moulineau having been spared, nothing to do with the menu. 1009 01:12:23,378 --> 01:12:25,086 You've got yourself a real winner here. 1010 01:12:27,003 --> 01:12:28,420 And me, Grandvilliers. 1011 01:12:40,878 --> 01:12:43,503 Do you prefer with or without ketchup? 1012 01:12:43,753 --> 01:12:45,378 - Without. - Thank you. 1013 01:12:55,462 --> 01:12:56,504 Here's to you. 1014 01:13:13,546 --> 01:13:14,546 Let's dance. 1015 01:13:40,838 --> 01:13:43,713 Say, honey, why don't you come back? 1016 01:13:44,004 --> 01:13:48,338 Sorry, it took me too long to be happy to be happy to give it up. 1017 01:13:49,005 --> 01:13:52,921 You're saying it's my fault, what happened to us? 1018 01:13:53,171 --> 01:13:56,505 That day, the cook wasn't me. 1019 01:13:58,505 --> 01:14:00,838 Admit that you used to leave a lot. 1020 01:14:01,130 --> 01:14:04,546 For your snobbish shows through thick and thin. 1021 01:14:04,796 --> 01:14:06,630 I had no right to your little dishes. 1022 01:14:06,922 --> 01:14:08,755 You don't even appreciate them. 1023 01:14:09,463 --> 01:14:12,005 Ugh, quiche lorraine for breakfast! 1024 01:14:12,255 --> 01:14:14,005 It's better than your sugary mess. 1025 01:14:14,255 --> 01:14:15,838 Bacon and eggs it is. 1026 01:14:16,088 --> 01:14:17,797 That's quiche, silly. 1027 01:14:18,047 --> 01:14:22,047 I don't care, I don't want anything French for breakfast. 1028 01:14:22,213 --> 01:14:23,547 I want American. 1029 01:14:23,755 --> 01:14:26,755 I want a woman at home when I come home. 1030 01:14:26,922 --> 01:14:28,297 And children! 1031 01:14:33,047 --> 01:14:36,005 For the umpteenth time, I wasn't ready. 1032 01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:37,630 You were too busy. 1033 01:14:37,964 --> 01:14:41,672 So did you. You were never there when I wanted to talk to you. 1034 01:14:42,130 --> 01:14:44,506 Me, never there? You are! 1035 01:14:44,922 --> 01:14:46,881 When I was there, you were at work. 1036 01:14:47,214 --> 01:14:49,797 What should I have done, closed up store? 1037 01:14:50,214 --> 01:14:52,256 It would have saved the planet from acne. 1038 01:14:52,881 --> 01:14:55,339 Hilarious. I can't stop laughing! 1039 01:14:55,756 --> 01:14:59,006 Did you hear it? He was always too busy. 1040 01:14:59,214 --> 01:15:01,589 He's the one who said it. You don't get it. 1041 01:15:01,922 --> 01:15:04,256 Cheer up, I'm supporting the husband. 1042 01:15:04,423 --> 01:15:05,798 But I'm the wife. 1043 01:15:06,173 --> 01:15:08,839 No one is obliged to have children. 1044 01:15:09,048 --> 01:15:12,548 Now that we have them, what do we do with them? Return them? 1045 01:15:12,756 --> 01:15:14,339 - If only! - Stop! 1046 01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:37,215 Good night, Rob. See you in the morning. 1047 01:16:00,132 --> 01:16:03,757 Can you come? A strange bird forgot his clothes. 1048 01:16:04,215 --> 01:16:06,632 - They're mine. - Confirmation. 1049 01:16:10,965 --> 01:16:12,424 Is this your room? 1050 01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:15,049 Looks like it. 1051 01:16:16,882 --> 01:16:18,674 Where am I supposed to sleep? 1052 01:16:19,382 --> 01:16:20,716 In bed, I imagine. 1053 01:16:20,924 --> 01:16:22,882 You're a smart boy, I'll give you that. 1054 01:16:23,049 --> 01:16:27,341 You think I'm too worried to notice that you're sleeping on top of me? 1055 01:16:27,466 --> 01:16:29,632 - I want my room. - There isn't one. 1056 01:16:29,841 --> 01:16:33,424 Really? The hotel only has one bed with you in it? 1057 01:16:33,799 --> 01:16:36,674 - There's a convention. - Always the optimist. 1058 01:16:38,216 --> 01:16:39,049 Reception? 1059 01:16:39,924 --> 01:16:42,966 This is Mr. Ross's suite. I want a room all to myself. 1060 01:16:43,924 --> 01:16:45,258 None left? 1061 01:16:46,299 --> 01:16:47,341 Thank you. 1062 01:16:49,383 --> 01:16:51,841 They're in cahoots, admit it. 1063 01:16:52,133 --> 01:16:55,299 What's the problem? We slept together for 5 years. 1064 01:16:56,799 --> 01:17:00,008 - I'm in. I don't see why not. - Are you serious? 1065 01:17:00,341 --> 01:17:02,925 Naturally. Everyone will stay on their own side. 1066 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:05,800 - No hugs? - Not allowed. 1067 01:17:06,966 --> 01:17:09,091 You're a tough one, lady. 1068 01:17:31,925 --> 01:17:33,883 Max. You're late! 1069 01:17:34,175 --> 01:17:37,884 I was punctual, it was the plane that was late. 1070 01:17:39,342 --> 01:17:42,259 - Have you read the paper? - In the cab. 1071 01:17:42,592 --> 01:17:47,634 To think that even a loony chooses this old birbe from Grandvilliers 1072 01:17:47,717 --> 01:17:50,467 as the standard of French cuisine. 1073 01:17:50,884 --> 01:17:52,509 - We're at rock bottom. - Yes, we are. 1074 01:17:52,759 --> 01:17:56,384 If anyone has earned the right to be zapped, it's you! 1075 01:17:57,509 --> 01:17:59,884 Thank you, Max. Thanks a million. 1076 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:02,634 Come on, we've got work to do. 1077 01:18:04,217 --> 01:18:08,342 The golden rule is to take a very young duckling. 1078 01:18:09,634 --> 01:18:11,134 6 weeks old. 1079 01:18:12,009 --> 01:18:13,301 Not a day longer. 1080 01:18:16,509 --> 01:18:21,009 And it must come from the village of Yvetot in Normandy. 1081 01:18:21,259 --> 01:18:23,301 Nowhere else. 1082 01:18:23,843 --> 01:18:27,301 And he must be killed by suffocation. 1083 01:18:27,593 --> 01:18:30,926 In order not to lose a drop of blood. 1084 01:18:31,426 --> 01:18:32,801 This is essential. 1085 01:18:33,301 --> 01:18:35,635 Then it is roasted whole 1086 01:18:35,885 --> 01:18:38,510 from 18 to 20 minutes. 1087 01:18:38,718 --> 01:18:40,801 18 to 20 minutes. 1088 01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:44,760 Then you lift the nets 1089 01:18:45,010 --> 01:18:48,301 very, very, very fine. 1090 01:18:49,218 --> 01:18:50,676 Nets. 1091 01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:54,343 And now, my dear Max, 1092 01:18:54,593 --> 01:18:57,302 taste how it melts in your mouth! 1093 01:18:58,885 --> 01:19:00,260 No, out of my sight. 1094 01:19:01,052 --> 01:19:04,427 - What's wrong? - I'm on a diet. 1095 01:19:06,052 --> 01:19:09,093 You? I can't believe my ears. 1096 01:19:11,302 --> 01:19:14,469 My gueuletons are killing me, it seems. 1097 01:19:17,552 --> 01:19:19,344 No, give. 1098 01:19:21,594 --> 01:19:22,594 A splendor. 1099 01:19:23,260 --> 01:19:25,177 Simply splendid. 1100 01:19:26,010 --> 01:19:29,927 I can't resist the end of the line, like your fabulous duck. 1101 01:19:30,969 --> 01:19:32,094 Or else, 1102 01:19:32,469 --> 01:19:34,094 Louis' extraordinary pigeon. 1103 01:19:35,886 --> 01:19:39,886 The idea of never tasting it again makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. 1104 01:19:40,511 --> 01:19:41,677 And my Natasha, 1105 01:19:42,386 --> 01:19:44,886 the most dangerous of you. 1106 01:19:45,344 --> 01:19:48,886 His desserts are definitely the devil's work! 1107 01:19:49,511 --> 01:19:52,636 I know that none of you meant me any harm. 1108 01:19:53,011 --> 01:19:55,094 You didn't know you were killing me slowly! 1109 01:19:56,511 --> 01:19:59,053 But Max, I assure you... 1110 01:20:00,469 --> 01:20:01,761 We don't... 1111 01:20:01,969 --> 01:20:04,594 That's enough. Carry on. 1112 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:08,886 All right, then... 1113 01:20:11,845 --> 01:20:13,470 Once all the meat has been removed, 1114 01:20:13,886 --> 01:20:15,970 cut the carcass. 1115 01:20:18,636 --> 01:20:20,095 And you won't have forgotten 1116 01:20:20,428 --> 01:20:23,261 to leave the core for cooking. 1117 01:20:23,636 --> 01:20:25,386 Because, of course, the heart 1118 01:20:25,803 --> 01:20:27,136 brimming with blood. 1119 01:20:30,387 --> 01:20:35,345 Then place the pieces in the duck press. 1120 01:20:37,303 --> 01:20:38,387 Here we are. 1121 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:43,387 A dash of duck broth. 1122 01:20:46,053 --> 01:20:47,679 Close immediately. 1123 01:20:51,512 --> 01:20:55,762 The purpose of pressing is obviously to to extract 1124 01:20:56,220 --> 01:20:57,679 vital juices. 1125 01:21:15,887 --> 01:21:17,221 Hello ! 1126 01:21:17,929 --> 01:21:19,846 Do you ever knock? 1127 01:21:20,054 --> 01:21:23,012 - I could eat an elephant. - We're making progress. 1128 01:21:23,221 --> 01:21:25,221 I've got one hell of a potato! 1129 01:21:25,763 --> 01:21:27,763 Did I dream or did you go out in the night? 1130 01:21:27,971 --> 01:21:32,638 I went for a jog this morning. Nothing like it after a good long sleep. 1131 01:21:33,346 --> 01:21:35,679 - I have to admit, I'm bluffed. - By what? 1132 01:21:35,888 --> 01:21:37,346 You kept your word. 1133 01:21:37,596 --> 01:21:40,596 - Easy. Billiards. - You didn't mind? 1134 01:21:41,013 --> 01:21:43,054 Disturbed, me? Are you kidding me? 1135 01:21:43,304 --> 01:21:46,388 This night was the worst night of my life. 1136 01:21:47,930 --> 01:21:49,471 You asked for it. 1137 01:21:49,846 --> 01:21:52,305 How much did you pay the receptionists? 1138 01:21:52,763 --> 01:21:54,263 - 20 dollars. - 20 ? 1139 01:21:55,888 --> 01:21:58,013 I'm only worth 20 bucks a night? 1140 01:21:58,430 --> 01:22:01,680 No! During the week. At night, it would just... 1141 01:22:04,055 --> 01:22:05,222 Shall I rub your back? 1142 01:22:06,138 --> 01:22:07,222 Do you know yet? 1143 01:22:07,972 --> 01:22:09,472 It's like riding a bike. 1144 01:22:18,597 --> 01:22:22,805 Can't you find any who fall for your for your special charm? 1145 01:22:23,055 --> 01:22:25,389 I'm actively looking, believe me. 1146 01:22:26,014 --> 01:22:28,889 Tell them that you're a great back scrubber. 1147 01:22:29,139 --> 01:22:31,639 I don't excel with the first back that comes along. 1148 01:22:31,847 --> 01:22:35,889 It takes a really nice one for me to scrub to perfection. 1149 01:22:39,139 --> 01:22:40,264 A problem? 1150 01:22:40,430 --> 01:22:42,556 None at all. None whatsoever. 1151 01:22:47,556 --> 01:22:49,847 What are you up to? 1152 01:22:56,597 --> 01:22:58,597 Robby, get out of my bath! 1153 01:23:00,389 --> 01:23:02,598 Saved by the doorbell. 1154 01:23:14,181 --> 01:23:17,306 Inspector Henri Salpêtre, criminal investigation department. 1155 01:23:17,473 --> 01:23:19,390 And brigadier Flamiste. 1156 01:23:20,015 --> 01:23:22,098 - A little accident? - I beg your pardon? 1157 01:23:22,306 --> 01:23:24,390 No, a stubborn stain. 1158 01:23:24,598 --> 01:23:27,265 I see. May we come in? 1159 01:23:41,348 --> 01:23:44,973 We've already said everything we know about Grandvilliers. 1160 01:23:45,182 --> 01:23:46,473 Grandvilliers? 1161 01:23:46,723 --> 01:23:48,932 We're not interested in Grandvilliers. 1162 01:23:49,140 --> 01:23:52,182 - Why should I? - There's no point. 1163 01:23:52,557 --> 01:23:53,557 We tried to kill him. 1164 01:23:54,932 --> 01:23:56,765 He wanted to kill himself, nuance. 1165 01:23:57,140 --> 01:23:58,807 - What? - Or rather... 1166 01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:02,057 He made it seem that someone had tried to kill him. 1167 01:24:02,265 --> 01:24:03,474 He confessed to everything. 1168 01:24:04,557 --> 01:24:06,557 A story of reputation. 1169 01:24:07,599 --> 01:24:10,182 The exact meaning of which still escapes me. 1170 01:24:12,099 --> 01:24:14,349 Miss O'Brien, I presume. 1171 01:24:15,724 --> 01:24:17,099 Pleased to meet you. 1172 01:24:18,307 --> 01:24:21,432 Where were you two around 7:30 this morning? 1173 01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:25,307 - I was... - We were here. 1174 01:24:27,182 --> 01:24:30,474 - Can you prove it? - What happened? 1175 01:24:30,724 --> 01:24:32,182 It makes sense: 1176 01:24:32,682 --> 01:24:34,766 Moulineau was murdered in the kitchen. 1177 01:24:35,766 --> 01:24:38,308 But... How do you know all this? 1178 01:24:38,808 --> 01:24:39,974 It was her turn. 1179 01:24:40,349 --> 01:24:41,391 His turn? 1180 01:24:43,183 --> 01:24:44,224 How did he die? 1181 01:24:45,141 --> 01:24:49,141 The crushed skull in a duck press. 1182 01:25:02,308 --> 01:25:05,183 How kind of you to be here. 1183 01:25:05,391 --> 01:25:06,725 Thank you for coming. 1184 01:25:06,933 --> 01:25:10,100 Poor Jean-Claude, what a terrible tragedy. 1185 01:25:10,350 --> 01:25:14,100 His chef de rang, Vincent, will seat you. 1186 01:25:14,475 --> 01:25:15,683 Two of you? 1187 01:25:17,183 --> 01:25:18,600 I'll never forget it. 1188 01:25:18,808 --> 01:25:21,767 Auguste, how kind of you to be here. to be here. 1189 01:25:21,933 --> 01:25:23,350 Too kind. 1190 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:27,808 The whole gang's here, even Inspector Lafouine. 1191 01:25:28,017 --> 01:25:31,100 As the English and Italians suspect us, 1192 01:25:31,350 --> 01:25:34,184 the French too, logic. 1193 01:25:34,475 --> 01:25:35,934 Do you think the killer is here? 1194 01:25:36,142 --> 01:25:39,350 I hope he that he, too, takes on this chore. 1195 01:26:13,893 --> 01:26:15,643 A great chef passes away 1196 01:26:15,934 --> 01:26:18,726 before the end of the meal. 1197 01:26:19,726 --> 01:26:22,434 What are the ingredients of personality 1198 01:26:22,976 --> 01:26:24,768 of a Jean-Claude Moulineau? 1199 01:26:26,351 --> 01:26:27,976 A cup of charm, 1200 01:26:28,768 --> 01:26:30,435 a kilo of talent, 1201 01:26:30,601 --> 01:26:32,518 two spoonfuls of sensitivity, 1202 01:26:32,893 --> 01:26:34,268 a carefree one... 1203 01:26:34,393 --> 01:26:35,935 How well did you know her? 1204 01:26:37,601 --> 01:26:38,935 Who? 1205 01:26:39,935 --> 01:26:41,393 The next victim, 1206 01:26:41,935 --> 01:26:43,393 Natasha O'Brien. 1207 01:26:43,935 --> 01:26:45,518 The deceased. 1208 01:26:45,726 --> 01:26:48,143 Does McDonald's know burgers? 1209 01:26:51,060 --> 01:26:52,560 What did you like best about her? 1210 01:26:54,060 --> 01:26:55,893 I loved everything about her. 1211 01:26:56,977 --> 01:26:59,310 And I loved his zest for life. 1212 01:27:04,477 --> 01:27:05,602 What, sweetie? 1213 01:27:06,768 --> 01:27:07,935 I'm going to die. 1214 01:27:27,852 --> 01:27:29,727 - Marry me. - I've already given. 1215 01:27:29,936 --> 01:27:31,644 Then marry me a 2nd time. 1216 01:27:31,852 --> 01:27:33,894 That way, I can inherit. 1217 01:27:34,144 --> 01:27:35,769 You poor bastard. 1218 01:27:36,019 --> 01:27:37,519 I love you, Nat. 1219 01:27:37,769 --> 01:27:38,852 That's normal... 1220 01:27:39,144 --> 01:27:41,519 Species at risk are still popular. 1221 01:27:44,061 --> 01:27:47,019 Given my specialty, what's in store for me? 1222 01:27:47,269 --> 01:27:49,853 whipped, beaten or frozen? 1223 01:27:50,186 --> 01:27:51,519 - My God! - What's wrong? 1224 01:27:51,728 --> 01:27:53,894 London! My cooking show! 1225 01:27:54,103 --> 01:27:55,478 I need a cab. 1226 01:27:58,978 --> 01:28:02,144 Inspector, could you drop us off at the airport? 1227 01:28:02,478 --> 01:28:04,061 What do you say? Amazing! 1228 01:28:04,311 --> 01:28:06,811 Quick, Nat, get in. Don't hit your head. 1229 01:28:06,978 --> 01:28:09,186 Put the rubber on, please. 1230 01:28:32,187 --> 01:28:33,270 - Max! - My angel. 1231 01:28:33,770 --> 01:28:36,062 - What a joy! - That goes without saying, kitten. 1232 01:28:36,312 --> 01:28:39,937 After such poor company, red ants would delight you. 1233 01:28:40,187 --> 01:28:41,770 Don't I get my kiss? 1234 01:28:46,562 --> 01:28:50,229 I've come to trust Robby and you. 1235 01:28:50,395 --> 01:28:52,604 I'm not much good with anyone 1236 01:28:52,854 --> 01:28:56,062 who makes his cereal sing by pouring milk over it. 1237 01:28:56,354 --> 01:29:00,229 Have no fear, I'll take good care of you. 1238 01:29:00,770 --> 01:29:03,146 You'll be staying with me, 1239 01:29:03,479 --> 01:29:05,062 for added safety. 1240 01:29:18,187 --> 01:29:20,229 And my preparations for tomorrow? 1241 01:29:20,479 --> 01:29:22,188 We'll do it all here, tonight. 1242 01:29:22,354 --> 01:29:25,771 A merry kitchen in my kitchen. Just the two of us. 1243 01:29:26,021 --> 01:29:27,146 There are three of us. 1244 01:29:27,438 --> 01:29:29,188 The killjoy. 1245 01:29:30,438 --> 01:29:33,813 Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. 1246 01:29:34,521 --> 01:29:38,188 I find it hard to believe that these murders are linked to my magazine. 1247 01:29:38,396 --> 01:29:40,604 Is someone trying to harm you? 1248 01:29:40,813 --> 01:29:42,646 Who would hate you so much? 1249 01:29:42,813 --> 01:29:44,396 How can you hate me? 1250 01:29:44,563 --> 01:29:46,188 Do you have the time? 1251 01:29:46,396 --> 01:29:48,605 No, it's totally impossible. 1252 01:29:48,813 --> 01:29:52,771 Every Christmas, I give my leftover quiche to the poor. 1253 01:29:53,021 --> 01:29:54,980 Be serious for once! 1254 01:29:55,230 --> 01:29:57,980 Let's see.., have you ever tasted my quiche? 1255 01:29:59,063 --> 01:30:02,230 Mr. Vandeveer, Mr. St. Claire is here. 1256 01:30:04,313 --> 01:30:07,022 - Welcome, Mr. St. Claire. - Mr. Vandeveer. 1257 01:30:07,272 --> 01:30:09,438 Natasha, let me introduce you. 1258 01:30:09,647 --> 01:30:12,272 He's Mr. Gastronomy of the show. 1259 01:30:12,522 --> 01:30:14,188 Miss O'Brien. 1260 01:30:16,647 --> 01:30:18,730 I'm a fervent admirer. 1261 01:30:18,897 --> 01:30:22,022 No one understands egg yolk than you. 1262 01:30:22,397 --> 01:30:23,689 Except for the chickens. 1263 01:30:27,355 --> 01:30:29,314 As you say. 1264 01:30:29,564 --> 01:30:33,189 Mr. St. Claire, this one goes into the first freezer. 1265 01:30:34,397 --> 01:30:37,314 And this one, in the second. Don't get confused. 1266 01:30:37,522 --> 01:30:41,064 No risk at all, Mr. Vandeveer. And the third? 1267 01:30:41,231 --> 01:30:44,564 She stays here with me. It's my guilty pleasure. 1268 01:30:44,731 --> 01:30:46,356 Okay, sure. 1269 01:30:51,147 --> 01:30:54,064 See you at the studios tomorrow, Miss O'Brien. 1270 01:30:58,398 --> 01:31:02,231 Finally, stop fiddling with it! It's not a bowling ball! 1271 01:31:02,606 --> 01:31:05,564 Take your hands off her. She's mine! 1272 01:31:07,148 --> 01:31:09,231 What a pignouf you are. 1273 01:31:10,106 --> 01:31:12,314 Come on, I should be in bed by now. 1274 01:31:12,481 --> 01:31:15,106 You're probably exhausted, as I am. 1275 01:31:15,356 --> 01:31:16,523 I'll let you in. 1276 01:31:16,815 --> 01:31:18,815 I made a terrible mess. 1277 01:31:19,023 --> 01:31:22,315 Don't worry, our elves will do the cleaning. 1278 01:31:22,523 --> 01:31:24,481 Come on, you two! Zou! 1279 01:31:24,690 --> 01:31:27,648 The last one to lie down is a rotten omelette. 1280 01:32:36,733 --> 01:32:38,233 The sun is up. 1281 01:32:39,649 --> 01:32:41,483 Am I still alive? 1282 01:32:42,233 --> 01:32:43,899 That's what it sounds like. 1283 01:32:44,649 --> 01:32:46,274 How nice. 1284 01:32:51,691 --> 01:32:53,525 You're not in Brussels? 1285 01:32:54,691 --> 01:32:56,275 I'm not leaving. 1286 01:32:57,608 --> 01:32:59,025 What do you mean? 1287 01:32:59,691 --> 01:33:00,941 What about your chain of restaurants? 1288 01:33:01,150 --> 01:33:05,275 From now on, I dedicate myself entirely to you. 1289 01:33:07,733 --> 01:33:09,150 You're very kind. 1290 01:33:16,317 --> 01:33:18,233 That's nice too. 1291 01:33:23,942 --> 01:33:25,233 Robby. 1292 01:33:26,275 --> 01:33:27,567 Yes, my pretty? 1293 01:33:29,025 --> 01:33:32,775 Is it adultery to make love with your ex-husband? 1294 01:33:42,734 --> 01:33:44,275 Not up yet? 1295 01:33:44,484 --> 01:33:45,984 Well, hello, Max! 1296 01:33:46,150 --> 01:33:50,359 I told you to have him neutered while there was still time. 1297 01:33:50,567 --> 01:33:53,026 And he's wearing my robe! 1298 01:33:53,734 --> 01:33:57,526 Get dressed quickly, your show is waiting for you. 1299 01:33:57,692 --> 01:33:59,984 - She won't go. - What's wrong? 1300 01:34:00,442 --> 01:34:03,526 - What's that? - I'm depriving everyone of dessert. 1301 01:34:04,526 --> 01:34:08,026 Do you know how hard it was to organize all this? 1302 01:34:08,193 --> 01:34:09,734 We're expected. 1303 01:34:09,984 --> 01:34:11,443 Including the killer. 1304 01:34:11,609 --> 01:34:15,234 She won't go into the kitchen as long as he's out there. 1305 01:34:15,484 --> 01:34:17,984 - I like it. - It's crazy. 1306 01:34:18,193 --> 01:34:20,443 I'll have the police by the police. 1307 01:34:21,109 --> 01:34:24,109 I will requisition the Navy, if necessary. 1308 01:34:24,318 --> 01:34:25,359 Sorry, Max. 1309 01:34:25,568 --> 01:34:27,235 They'll drive me crazy. 1310 01:34:32,860 --> 01:34:35,985 Beecham, do you have a stove handy? 1311 01:34:36,901 --> 01:34:40,651 Even a gargotière. Even Captain Iglo's wife. 1312 01:34:41,276 --> 01:34:42,318 Why? 1313 01:34:42,568 --> 01:34:45,818 Because this queen of ingratitude, Natasha O'Brien, 1314 01:34:45,985 --> 01:34:48,360 imagines herself worthy of liquidation. 1315 01:34:48,568 --> 01:34:50,360 She stood me up. 1316 01:34:52,818 --> 01:34:53,985 What? 1317 01:34:55,485 --> 01:34:56,985 What did you say? 1318 01:34:58,610 --> 01:35:00,527 Stop your antics, both of you. 1319 01:35:03,027 --> 01:35:05,193 I don't pay you enough. 1320 01:35:05,444 --> 01:35:07,402 How much am I paying you? 1321 01:35:08,652 --> 01:35:09,902 That's quite enough. 1322 01:35:11,569 --> 01:35:13,485 Are you waiting for the flood? 1323 01:35:13,694 --> 01:35:15,402 Quick, get dressed! 1324 01:35:15,860 --> 01:35:18,735 They've nabbed the murderer! 1325 01:35:19,069 --> 01:35:21,527 Beecham has just had Inspector Blodgett. 1326 01:35:21,819 --> 01:35:23,944 - Who is it? - Auguste Grandvilliers. 1327 01:35:24,694 --> 01:35:27,861 He made a full confession: he was dying of jealousy. 1328 01:35:28,069 --> 01:35:31,236 After the four of you, he was going to kill me too. 1329 01:35:31,486 --> 01:35:33,069 Hallelujah, that was close. 1330 01:35:33,277 --> 01:35:35,694 - Do you know what this means? - Do you know what this means? 1331 01:35:35,944 --> 01:35:37,652 I can go to Brussels. 1332 01:35:39,361 --> 01:35:42,152 Welcome to "Le Festin ambulant". 1333 01:35:47,486 --> 01:35:50,361 Today, our special guest 1334 01:35:50,569 --> 01:35:52,986 is Miss Natasha O'Brien. 1335 01:35:53,403 --> 01:35:57,486 With a dessert she recently made 1336 01:35:57,736 --> 01:35:59,694 for Her Majesty the Queen. 1337 01:36:00,069 --> 01:36:03,070 - Please don't leave. - I won't miss a thing. 1338 01:36:04,028 --> 01:36:05,486 ... Miss O'Brien. 1339 01:36:18,445 --> 01:36:19,903 Thank you very much. Hello. 1340 01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:23,528 People always ask me why I'm a cook, 1341 01:36:23,903 --> 01:36:26,570 and I reply: "All women cook, 1342 01:36:26,945 --> 01:36:28,570 but I get paid for it." 1343 01:36:29,987 --> 01:36:32,737 As I was telling His Majesty, the other day. 1344 01:36:34,112 --> 01:36:36,903 I suggest you skip the steps 1345 01:36:37,237 --> 01:36:38,737 to see the finished product. 1346 01:36:38,903 --> 01:36:40,653 Would you like to follow me? 1347 01:36:42,154 --> 01:36:44,695 What's she playing at? 1348 01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:47,654 In a nutshell. Follow her, camera 1. 1349 01:36:47,904 --> 01:36:48,904 Camera 4 : 1350 01:36:49,154 --> 01:36:51,820 2nd freezer, close-up of the 2nd bomb. 1351 01:36:52,487 --> 01:36:53,529 This will be yours. 1352 01:36:53,779 --> 01:36:55,404 ... And here's the result. 1353 01:37:01,154 --> 01:37:02,904 The Richelieu bomb. 1354 01:37:11,279 --> 01:37:13,237 Wow, the holes I've made. 1355 01:37:14,154 --> 01:37:15,196 An exchange took place. 1356 01:37:15,487 --> 01:37:18,487 - Pardon? - U-turn for UK-TV, full throttle! 1357 01:37:30,321 --> 01:37:31,946 I have a surprise in store for you, 1358 01:37:32,196 --> 01:37:35,238 this dessert ends an explosion of flavors. 1359 01:37:35,696 --> 01:37:36,696 A bomb? 1360 01:37:39,821 --> 01:37:40,821 Are you sure? 1361 01:37:41,196 --> 01:37:45,030 Grandvilliers' confession or not, I'm sure of it. 1362 01:37:45,488 --> 01:37:47,946 What confessions? No one has confessed to anything. 1363 01:37:48,321 --> 01:37:50,113 You called Vandeveer. 1364 01:37:50,488 --> 01:37:52,738 I didn't call anyone, I promise. 1365 01:37:53,655 --> 01:37:55,113 The cow is Max. 1366 01:37:55,405 --> 01:37:59,488 Intervene: it's going to explode as soon as she ignites the alcohol. 1367 01:37:59,863 --> 01:38:02,072 First, clarify the eggs. 1368 01:38:05,405 --> 01:38:07,280 This is my favorite technique. 1369 01:38:10,572 --> 01:38:14,530 How awful. It's totally disgusting. 1370 01:38:14,780 --> 01:38:17,655 Camera 3, zoom in for a close-up of the face. 1371 01:38:17,989 --> 01:38:19,322 Your turn on 3. 1372 01:38:21,114 --> 01:38:22,989 For pity's sake, cocotte! 1373 01:38:28,322 --> 01:38:29,864 Senior Inspector Blodgett. 1374 01:38:30,072 --> 01:38:33,364 Put me through to the cooking show, it's urgent. 1375 01:38:37,197 --> 01:38:38,239 Studio 3. 1376 01:38:38,447 --> 01:38:39,781 Get ready for 4. 1377 01:38:40,114 --> 01:38:41,739 - Please hold. - Your turn on 4. 1378 01:38:43,031 --> 01:38:45,322 Loan, camera 2, shot 48 : 1379 01:38:45,572 --> 01:38:47,406 close-up on whipped cream. 1380 01:38:49,697 --> 01:38:50,697 Hello? 1381 01:38:51,739 --> 01:38:52,906 This is Scotland Yard. 1382 01:38:53,156 --> 01:38:55,364 Holy crap, I've got the antenna. 1383 01:38:55,614 --> 01:38:57,739 - An emergency, he says. - Hold me back. 1384 01:38:57,948 --> 01:38:59,906 I was going to pay that ticket, I swear. 1385 01:39:01,531 --> 01:39:04,281 Stop the show immediately. This thing... 1386 01:39:04,698 --> 01:39:06,781 Arrest him? Where did you get that? 1387 01:39:07,156 --> 01:39:09,906 The stuff she's up to... it's a bomb. 1388 01:39:10,364 --> 01:39:12,989 Of course, triple andouille. 1389 01:39:13,323 --> 01:39:14,573 Hilarious. 1390 01:39:15,281 --> 01:39:16,698 Number 4, on the bomb. 1391 01:39:44,198 --> 01:39:45,198 Are you sick? 1392 01:39:45,657 --> 01:39:47,490 The Invisible Camera guy 1393 01:39:47,782 --> 01:39:50,115 throws me on the couch to undress... 1394 01:39:50,323 --> 01:39:53,615 - The cooking show? - Just a moment. Madame used to be. 1395 01:39:53,824 --> 01:39:56,032 - It's very important. - So am I. 1396 01:39:56,324 --> 01:39:59,324 If it wasn't "The Invisible Camera, who was it? 1397 01:39:59,532 --> 01:40:00,574 I don't know. 1398 01:40:01,324 --> 01:40:04,324 "The Invisible Camera, it's not us. 1399 01:40:04,574 --> 01:40:05,699 Who is it? 1400 01:40:06,074 --> 01:40:07,490 See the program. 1401 01:40:07,740 --> 01:40:09,657 With my luck, it won't be broadcast. 1402 01:40:09,865 --> 01:40:11,032 The cooking show? 1403 01:40:11,491 --> 01:40:12,532 2nd floor. 1404 01:40:18,282 --> 01:40:21,032 Whatever the director says, smile. 1405 01:40:21,282 --> 01:40:22,324 Yes, Mom. 1406 01:40:28,741 --> 01:40:29,783 Stop it! 1407 01:40:37,741 --> 01:40:39,116 Resume the pose. 1408 01:40:41,158 --> 01:40:43,616 As promised, the final explosion of flavors. 1409 01:40:43,783 --> 01:40:47,199 You need raspberry, a divine liqueur. 1410 01:40:47,574 --> 01:40:48,741 Me, too busy? 1411 01:40:48,950 --> 01:40:53,116 Henry, you were never there when I wanted to talk to you. 1412 01:40:53,325 --> 01:40:55,366 Me? Sorry, Pamela, 1413 01:40:55,616 --> 01:40:57,700 you're the one who was never there. 1414 01:40:57,950 --> 01:41:01,325 When I was there, Henry, you were at work. 1415 01:41:01,575 --> 01:41:04,700 What should I have done, quit? 1416 01:41:04,950 --> 01:41:06,200 Who are you? 1417 01:41:07,116 --> 01:41:08,617 Where's the cooking show? 1418 01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:11,992 Get that moron off the set, for Christ's sake! 1419 01:41:12,950 --> 01:41:15,658 excuse me, where's the cooking show? 1420 01:41:15,825 --> 01:41:17,283 Get lost! 1421 01:41:17,575 --> 01:41:18,658 I'm off. 1422 01:41:18,992 --> 01:41:22,200 Nigel! What kind of shoot is this? 1423 01:41:22,450 --> 01:41:23,908 I was in the role. 1424 01:41:24,033 --> 01:41:25,200 Don't get excited. 1425 01:41:25,408 --> 01:41:27,784 Learn how to to give the line... 1426 01:41:28,159 --> 01:41:29,742 And I pour the warmed raspberry 1427 01:41:30,159 --> 01:41:31,284 in the crown. 1428 01:41:33,617 --> 01:41:34,784 And at the base. 1429 01:41:35,117 --> 01:41:35,992 The 3. 1430 01:41:40,159 --> 01:41:43,117 The cooking show, where the hell is it? 1431 01:41:43,367 --> 01:41:44,617 2nd floor. 1432 01:41:45,075 --> 01:41:47,492 But here we are, on the 2nd floor! 1433 01:41:48,784 --> 01:41:52,117 I understand. In America, it's the 2nd floor, 1434 01:41:52,326 --> 01:41:54,909 but in England, on the 1st. 1435 01:41:55,117 --> 01:41:58,534 Your 1st floor is referred to here as "first floor". 1436 01:41:58,826 --> 01:42:02,451 Your 3rd floor is our 2nd, if you follow me. 1437 01:42:02,659 --> 01:42:04,742 I can explain it again... 1438 01:42:11,368 --> 01:42:13,534 And now comes the long-awaited moment. 1439 01:42:16,409 --> 01:42:18,409 Don't, for God's sake! 1440 01:42:35,451 --> 01:42:36,993 Get down, it's going to blow! 1441 01:42:58,452 --> 01:43:00,160 Are you crazy? 1442 01:43:00,410 --> 01:43:01,743 I don't get it. 1443 01:43:02,952 --> 01:43:06,119 You poor fool! You've lost your marbles! 1444 01:43:34,577 --> 01:43:38,327 My word... you saved my life. 1445 01:43:39,911 --> 01:43:41,369 Looks like it. 1446 01:43:46,536 --> 01:43:48,369 Who put a bomb in the bomb? 1447 01:43:48,703 --> 01:43:51,494 Max. It's Max! 1448 01:43:52,494 --> 01:43:53,828 Where's the bastard? 1449 01:43:55,119 --> 01:43:56,494 It's gone! 1450 01:44:01,286 --> 01:44:03,370 Leave it. Leave it, I said! 1451 01:44:18,203 --> 01:44:21,870 Maximilian Vandeveer, you are under arrest. 1452 01:44:22,995 --> 01:44:24,995 For murder. 1453 01:44:28,995 --> 01:44:30,703 I doubt he heard. 1454 01:44:36,870 --> 01:44:40,495 Please tell me why you did this, please. 1455 01:44:42,870 --> 01:44:47,537 Don't think it was all in good fun. 1456 01:44:47,829 --> 01:44:49,120 So why? 1457 01:44:50,329 --> 01:44:53,329 Blame it on... the damned regime. 1458 01:44:54,995 --> 01:44:56,579 You see... 1459 01:44:57,871 --> 01:45:01,121 I couldn't resist you, the four of you. 1460 01:45:01,329 --> 01:45:02,537 Louis, 1461 01:45:03,037 --> 01:45:04,204 Zoppi, 1462 01:45:04,412 --> 01:45:05,787 Moulineau, 1463 01:45:06,871 --> 01:45:08,204 and your sublime... 1464 01:45:08,996 --> 01:45:09,996 dessert. 1465 01:45:11,329 --> 01:45:14,079 In short, three men died 1466 01:45:14,537 --> 01:45:15,954 for your diet? 1467 01:45:18,538 --> 01:45:20,663 It's monstrous, Max. 1468 01:45:21,829 --> 01:45:25,413 I couldn't agree more, kitten. Truly monstrous. 1469 01:45:25,829 --> 01:45:28,121 - Mr. Vandeveer... - Shut up, Beecham. 1470 01:45:29,038 --> 01:45:31,954 Shut your mouth. Shut your trap! 1471 01:45:35,330 --> 01:45:38,538 I wasn't worthy of any of you. 1472 01:45:39,413 --> 01:45:43,038 You were creators, and I was just a taster. 1473 01:45:53,163 --> 01:45:55,247 You were dear to me, Natasha. 1474 01:46:03,497 --> 01:46:05,205 I have hiccups. 1475 01:46:31,705 --> 01:46:33,122 I think he's dead. 1476 01:46:34,372 --> 01:46:35,664 Are you surprised? 1477 01:46:43,081 --> 01:46:44,956 Well, that's that. 1478 01:46:45,164 --> 01:46:47,497 Case closed, he confessed to everything. 1479 01:46:47,706 --> 01:46:49,164 He didn't confess to anything. 1480 01:46:49,747 --> 01:46:53,581 Maximilian Vandeveer was as gentle as a lamb. 1481 01:46:54,123 --> 01:46:55,623 He had nothing to do with it. 1482 01:46:56,456 --> 01:46:57,748 Whoa... 1483 01:46:58,164 --> 01:47:00,873 He was the most remarkable man in the world. 1484 01:47:00,998 --> 01:47:02,164 Refined, 1485 01:47:02,539 --> 01:47:05,039 courageous, incorruptible. 1486 01:47:06,123 --> 01:47:08,998 So brilliant and witty. 1487 01:47:09,539 --> 01:47:11,581 So sensitive. 1488 01:47:13,456 --> 01:47:15,748 I couldn't let him die. 1489 01:47:19,373 --> 01:47:22,665 But he eventually discovered it was me. 1490 01:47:23,748 --> 01:47:26,081 He asked me to meet him here. 1491 01:47:27,331 --> 01:47:29,373 He made me sit down 1492 01:47:30,707 --> 01:47:32,457 and watch everything. 1493 01:47:35,498 --> 01:47:36,832 He said... 1494 01:47:37,832 --> 01:47:39,790 that he was throwing in the towel 1495 01:47:40,040 --> 01:47:45,082 since his heroes had died because of him. 1496 01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:49,082 That life wasn't worth living to live, 1497 01:47:49,332 --> 01:47:52,915 if he could no longer enjoy his favorite foods. 1498 01:47:54,957 --> 01:47:57,582 What else could I do, Miss O'Brien? 1499 01:47:59,665 --> 01:48:01,374 I had to kill you all, 1500 01:48:01,749 --> 01:48:03,165 you see, 1501 01:48:03,665 --> 01:48:05,707 before you kill him. 1502 01:48:06,665 --> 01:48:08,791 I had no choice. 1503 01:48:53,625 --> 01:48:55,833 - Ready, darling? - All set. 1504 01:49:02,666 --> 01:49:06,500 Robert, do you take this woman this woman to be your lawful wedded wife, 1505 01:49:07,042 --> 01:49:11,333 and promise yourself omelettes made only with fresh produce 1506 01:49:11,667 --> 01:49:13,583 and real butter 1507 01:49:13,875 --> 01:49:15,500 till death do you part? 1508 01:49:15,792 --> 01:49:16,917 Yes. 1509 01:49:18,333 --> 01:49:19,500 And you, Natasha, 1510 01:49:19,875 --> 01:49:21,000 you promise 1511 01:49:21,167 --> 01:49:23,792 to stay true to its simple omelettes, 1512 01:49:24,084 --> 01:49:25,209 reasonably priced, 1513 01:49:25,959 --> 01:49:27,709 and not to make quiches of them 1514 01:49:30,042 --> 01:49:32,209 till death do you part? 1515 01:49:34,042 --> 01:49:35,042 Yes. 1516 01:49:35,500 --> 01:49:37,834 I declare you united 1517 01:49:38,917 --> 01:49:40,417 by the bonds of marriage. 1518 01:49:41,584 --> 01:49:44,501 You may kiss the chef, well, the bride. 1519 01:49:57,042 --> 01:50:00,209 This divorce was bound to blow over like a soufflé. 1520 01:50:40,835 --> 01:50:43,127 Adaptation: Claudia Faes 1521 01:50:43,377 --> 01:50:45,668 Subtitles: ECLAIR 1522 01:50:45,918 --> 01:50:48,210 For ARTE GEIE : Anne-Caroline Paquet